Jóhan
Being a jóhan means that you are someone who thinks he/she is a gangster or a jamaican drug lord, but actually is just a fat little prick
Jóhan by Hóri Klakstein April 17, 2023
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Johan
Johan is such a fun loving guy. Very RARE this one. You won't meet someone like him. People tend to gravitate towards him due to his great charisma and energy.
You have to appreciate his mind... He's open-minded, a very deep thinker, and highly intelligent. Johan likes to question societal norms, doesn't like to conform, and is always thinking outside of the box. He's a nature head...who loves to harness the moment and appreciate the beauty of nature wherever he is. Johan is MEANT to be an entrepreneur or be a leader of a company someday. He is highly intelligent, very creative and he can't do the usual mundane things such as work a 9-5. Johan has so much wealth and abundance and the vast potential to achieve the unachievable, he sometimes has trouble seeing that which can be his downfall. Johan is loving and kind. He will love you like no other. He is such a good friend, will always look out for you and help you out no matter what. He's extremely loyal, someone you can trust and depend on anytime. Johan is very attractive especially as he gets older and amazing in bed.
-The whole package.
You have to appreciate his mind... He's open-minded, a very deep thinker, and highly intelligent. Johan likes to question societal norms, doesn't like to conform, and is always thinking outside of the box. He's a nature head...who loves to harness the moment and appreciate the beauty of nature wherever he is. Johan is MEANT to be an entrepreneur or be a leader of a company someday. He is highly intelligent, very creative and he can't do the usual mundane things such as work a 9-5. Johan has so much wealth and abundance and the vast potential to achieve the unachievable, he sometimes has trouble seeing that which can be his downfall. Johan is loving and kind. He will love you like no other. He is such a good friend, will always look out for you and help you out no matter what. He's extremely loyal, someone you can trust and depend on anytime. Johan is very attractive especially as he gets older and amazing in bed.
-The whole package.
what do you think johan?
Johan
Joseph: Yo why this Nigga johan washing his hands? He just got out the shower
Dinnier: Bro why are you in johans bathroom in the first place
Dinnier: Bro why are you in johans bathroom in the first place
Johan by MutedbyJohan March 31, 2021
Johan
Johan is a male name which is more popular in England ,Germany and Sweden. Johan is such a romantic guy with his partner.love from a Johan is very special.but it’s a huge sin that breaking a Heart of a Johan. He looks very tough but cool inside. You’re such a lucky person if u have a connection with a Johan.
Johan by Kane walker July 15, 2019
Johan
Johan is a very fun-loving guy who deserves the world. He is highly intelligent and can master anything he sets his mind to, he just sometimes has trouble believing in himself. Johan is meant to be an entrepreneur, or be a leader of some company. He is very creative and has strong leadership qualities. Johan is rich, filled with wealth and abundance, and will have such a great impact on this world. People usually adore Johan and tend to gravitate towards him. He has great charisma and good energy. Johan is very handsome but is not cocky about it. He can grow a nice beard... and he looks like such an alpha male. He can eat p... like no other. He is very skilled in that and anyone that dates him is very lucky. He loves nature and likes to enjoy the simple things in life especially when it's with someone he loves. He's a catch... The whole package. Johan if you see this, you are amazing... keep striving for more, as you are meant for such amazing things in this life.
Johan is so inspiring
Johan
A very sexy looking guy who everyone loves and he is known to be very funny. He is also the type of guy that will care for you and a guy you can depend on.But also he is trill and very athletic.
He looks like Johan
Johan by Alessandra Gomez November 21, 2016
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