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Karcrashian 

When someone from the Kardashian family mess something up.

In The 1975's song Love Me, Matthew Healy uses the common ending of the words “dash” and “crash” and the homophones “car” and “kar” to make it sound like “car crash”

He used the word to reflect that even what seems a perfect family like the Kardashians, can have accidents and mess up like any other human beings.
"I couldn't care less if they the media say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother." said Kim Karcrashian the other day.
Karcrashian by literally nevermind December 2, 2015
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Kardashian

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.
Kardashian by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021

kardashianism 

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.
After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.

The Kardashians 

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"
The Kardashians by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016

Kartrashian 

Someone who has gone way beyond their fifteen minutes of fame into becoming omnipresent in every corner of social media, when they became famous for something that shouldn't be bragged about, i.e., a sex tape, reality show, etc., or is a wannabe who aspires to being such by whoring themselves out (figuratively or literally) to get attention.
It can also be used in connection with movie remakes or sequels that have outlived their original entertainment value.
Jim: "How about going to the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie tonight?"
Jane: "I love Johnny, but that franchise has become too Kartrashianed for my taste! In fact, I understand that 2011 has the most sequels ever released- a total Kartrashian year!"

Sue:"Are you watching the new reality series set in Dallas?"
Anne: "Hell no! Yet another group of Kartrashians looking for some big break!"
Kartrashian by Olivianonymous August 23, 2011

Kunt Kardashian 

slang from Kim Kardashian and her dumb, rich, bitch, greedy attitudes and her slutty lifestyle.
Kim: I just made 18 Million on my wedding!
Random person: Yeah and it only lasted 72 days....
Random person 2: There's starving children in Africa you Kunt Kardashian
Kunt Kardashian by Kris Humphries November 3, 2011

Kourtney Kardashian 

The only Kardashian-Jenner that realizes that it isn't about affording, it's about radiation while Khloe Kardashian is telling her to die with a good Snapchat going through.
"It's not about affording, it's about radiation."
-Kourtney Kardashian