Karanos 

Legend has it that the dominatrix known as karenos has the capability of wiping out an entire universe with a single glance at the manager whilst only using 3% of her power. Once obtained her scarfs, she is capable of burning through time itself with a nothing but a subtle grimace. Legend has it, saying her name three times in the mirror will summon her and she will proceed to smite you where you stand. To commit blasphemy against her would rein plague upon your entire family tree.

Praise her. Worship her. Or suffer against the wrath of Karanos

Karanos by PraiseHer March 3, 2019

Alex Kapranos 

The leader of the New Scottish Gentry(aka Franz Ferdinand). He is suave and sophisticated with a hint of nerd. This art school hipster will have you dancing all night, and your mother will certainly approve of him.

Alex Kapranos wears pimp shoes and yellow belts.

Alex Kapranos by Hayley June 29, 2004

Alex Kapranos 

The very cool and even sexier lead singer of one of Scotland's finest band, Franz Ferdinand, with the coolest voice ever. His mom must be proud.

1.- Alex Kapranos has a very good taste in shirts and shoes
2.- That Kapranos guy sure knows about hairdos!
3.- What a nice booty Alex Kapranos have!
4.- Alex Kapranos surely can do whatever he wants with me ... If he finds me in the matinee.

Alex Kapranos by Brenda Yagami July 4, 2004

Alex Kapranos 

Lead singer and rhythm guitar from Scottish base band Franz Ferdinand. Born to a Greek father and English mother, moved to Scottland to study at Glasgow's University. Was in many other bands prior to FF, like The Yummy Fur as bass player.
Currently has a girlfriend and has bad asthma. He is allergic to animals like fur and feathers, but not humans.

"I'm so free I could lacerate" - Love And Destroy

Alex Kapranos by Monserrat July 7, 2004

Alex Kapranos 

A very talented young guitarist/singer/fashion maestro/man from Scotland. Has crooked teeth that make him look even sexier. Is of Greek descent and has large collection of Striped Shirts. Kate Moss is after him but she's not going to succees; sadly he is with company already. He could be my company day ho ho ho chortle. No seriously, he's gorgeous and talented and sexy etc. till eternity.

Tall, floppy haired, nice cheek-boned man from Glaaaaaaaasgooooh who is shy but very cool. Plays music for girls to dance to.

Alex Kapranos by Lydia July 12, 2004

Alex Kapranos 

The very sexy lead singer of the band Franz Ferdinand from Scotland.

i totally love Alex Kapranos he is a beast

Alex Kapranos by Maria June 7, 2004

karanovac 

A beautiful village in Bosnia - off the outskirts of Doboj, a quiet, peaceful place with a, sadly, aging population.

Person 1: Gde tvoja baka zivi? Where does your grandmother live?

Person 2: Zivi u karanovac, drugar. She lives in karanovac, my friend.

karanovac by TheBosnian March 3, 2021