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The Kratos

"The Kratos" is the ultimate sexual maneuver/finisher

Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.

Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.

Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.

Step 4: Collect her orbs.

Step 5: Level Up!
"Dude, I totally performed The Kratos on your mom last night. I leveled up twice. I want to say I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm not."
The Kratos by Tygerwulf October 28, 2011
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The main character in the most badass PS2 game God Of War, a spartan warrior who kicks an unorthodox amount of ass. Trying to get rid of his terrible dreams and memories of his past as a ruthless leader fighting for Ares, you play as him in his journey to kick ass and kill Ares. Hes so badass he smashes medusas head into the ground then tears it off. He is the most badass video game character, right up next to solid snake.
Kratos caught some kid beating off to a picture of him, so he sliced off his tescicles with the same picture then went and got drunk.
kratos by mahhag June 5, 2005
Shit man Kratos is pissed!
Kratos by Broyo December 14, 2009

Kratos Aurion 

One of the coolest characters in Tales of Symphonia.
Kratos is a traitor to his friends, yet, he still helps them. WHY?
Kratos Aurion by The Moogle January 27, 2005

Kratos Style 

to beat someone up in an overly violent and often completely improvised way.
I'm totally gonna go Kratos style on that guy because he insulted me.
Kratos Style by frederick Davis October 29, 2010
The ultimate sex move involving one guy, three chicks, four bottles of tequila, three full body casts, and a lamp.
Dude 1: Man, things got crazy, and I gave her a Kratos...

Dude 2: Jesus...really?!

Dude 1: Yeah, she's gonna be REALLY stiff when she wakes up from the coma...

Dude 2: Sparta would be proud...
Kratos by God, bitches. August 6, 2010