Maria's definitions

kaging

the lousy feeling you felt after experiencing the following:
- you`re caught half naked on a video camera.
-you see your lover in bed with your bestfriend.
-you forgot to close the door on an intimate moment with your lover.
-you`re caught in bed with your lover`s bestfriend.
-you took the best possible dose of that weed that you didnt realize it was not for free.
-duh! everything you felt right now, tell me about it!!!

i`m so kaging today, i saw a lot of my name in urban dictionary. weldon is the best policy! duh!

by maria October 12, 2004

wtf

what the fuck

wtf really i cant beleive it

by maria April 1, 2003

twattard

Synonymous with cunttard and fucktard. This is when you are dealing with a seriously pea-brained twat.

The silly high school dropout, Alicia, is a real twattard.

by Maria June 20, 2004

kalungat

that thick, sometimes wet thing you always wanna pull out of your nose.

my kalungat is for you.

by maria October 5, 2004

Im straight

Im straight A word big heads David and Jeff use especially when there at Dillions working!!!

David::YO Jeff wanna go get shoppin carts.
Jeff: Naw big head I'm straight
David:aiite you thinkin bout Sabrina huh??
Jeff:: yeah I'm Gay

by Maria December 30, 2004

Finch

One of the best bands ever! Original lyrics. THey kick ass!

Finch is the best band ever!

by Maria January 9, 2005

poop on a stick

It's poop....on a stick

i was walking down the street and i found poop on a stick
you can't just find poop and put it on any ol' stick it comes prepared

by maria June 18, 2006