Maria's definitions

kalungat

that thick, sometimes wet thing you always wanna pull out of your nose.

my kalungat is for you.

by maria October 5, 2004

wtf

what the fuck

wtf really i cant beleive it

by maria April 1, 2003

kaging

the lousy feeling you felt after experiencing the following:
- you`re caught half naked on a video camera.
-you see your lover in bed with your bestfriend.
-you forgot to close the door on an intimate moment with your lover.
-you`re caught in bed with your lover`s bestfriend.
-you took the best possible dose of that weed that you didnt realize it was not for free.
-duh! everything you felt right now, tell me about it!!!

i`m so kaging today, i saw a lot of my name in urban dictionary. weldon is the best policy! duh!

by maria October 12, 2004

twattard

Synonymous with cunttard and fucktard. This is when you are dealing with a seriously pea-brained twat.

The silly high school dropout, Alicia, is a real twattard.

by Maria June 20, 2004

chacha

Is a word refering to a girls tits

Damn Sally say great chacha's

by Maria August 18, 2003

Jersey Sex

Fuckin' from behind......in a car on the side of the Turnpike(or in the parking lot of a Diner)

Johnny fucked Sheila Jersey Style last night

by maria July 25, 2004

ams

greasy person who i never h/u with. I can do MUCH better. he just started jacking off in front of me and then tried to kiss me with his iraqi tounge that was prob. down his dads throat

iraqi bomber

by maria February 22, 2003