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Gefilte fish - this was a mistake made by Q-Tip of A Tribe Called Quest in the song "What" off of The Low End Theory. You can hear the mistake around 37 seconds into the song. He says "What's Ali without Shaheed Muhammad? ... Nothing, kapelka makes you vomit..." - This mistake is pointed out on J.Period's Mixtape "J.Period Presents... The (Abstract) Best" (The Best of Q-Tip) on the track called "Behind the Scenes: What Is Kapelka? (f/Q-Tip)".
"What's Ali without Shaheed Muhammad? ... Nothing, kapelka makes you vomit..."
Kapelka by ReDsHy PaRa tRy November 15, 2009
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The position two individuals assume when one defecates into the anus of the other: On all fours, butt to butt.

Popularized by famous Turkish scat-porn star Joseph Kabelka.
"They got into a Kabekla and traded poo."
Kabelka by Cabage December 19, 2004
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"We're kepéla. lt means standing on opposite sides of the river." Silva Broome
Kapéla, we're on opposite sides of the river.
Movie quote from The Interpreter
The character Silvia Broome, a U.N. interpreter, played by Nicole Kidman says to the character Tobin Keller, a Secret Service agent, played by Sean Penn, "We're kepéla. - lt means standing on opposite sides of the river."
Silvia is from the fictional African country of Matobo and speaks the fictional language Ku which is spoken in Eastern and Southern Africa.
Kapéla by TraciNY August 7, 2006

Wela-kapela 

A Cape Tonian colloquial phrase used to tease or boast in a somewhat malicious manner, similar to In your face, often used by children on the school playground
Warren: "I have chokers and survivors (peanut butter and jam) for lunch."
Bianca: "I have chicken and mayo"
Suzanne: "You guys suck! I have a burger for lunch! Wela-kapela!"
Wela-kapela by Waffleman007 July 24, 2018
Kylie: “Damm she is annoying
Tanner: “yea that’s kapeka”
kapeka by Fuck kapeka April 11, 2022
The most amazing person you'll ever meet!
He's sweet, caring, completely selfless and will always have your back and be there for you no matter what.

Always up for anything and will make you laugh uncontrollably.

He's the best person to have around you. Once he's entered your life, he's there to stay; irreplaceable.
Beautiful in every way.
Everybody needs a Kapelan in their life!
kapelan by Kapelan December 13, 2015
A sexy person, that you should be mutuals with yk <3
Kaprlka is gay
kaprlka by Kaprika July 3, 2021