kapelan

The most amazing person you'll ever meet!
He's sweet, caring, completely selfless and will always have your back and be there for you no matter what.

Always up for anything and will make you laugh uncontrollably.

He's the best person to have around you. Once he's entered your life, he's there to stay; irreplaceable.
Beautiful in every way.

Everybody needs a Kapelan in their life!

kapelan by Kapelan December 13, 2015

avi kaplan 

1. (for normal people) Avriel "Avi" Kaplan is a deep bass singer, songwriter, composer, arranger, and BBQ enthusiast. He is best known for being the bass in Grammy-nominated Pentatonix.

2. A sexy bass man that can shake

your insides like a wooden roller coaster. He is a He is a person that looks like a hairy baby. His Twitter is often confused for a food and BBQ update account. His hips never lie. EVER. He is a HUGE fan of dragons and Lord of the Rings.

1. It has been scientifically proven that Avi Kaplan sexually frustrates people.

2. "Lord of the Rings will always remind me of Avi Kaplan."

avi kaplan by SuperFcute December 14, 2014

kaneland 

A high school also known as cocaineland, full of crack heads and girls trying to get over a thousand followers on instagram. Half the kids will probably drop out to sell drugs, the other half is definitely going to be working at mcdonald’s. The best part about kaneland are the shooting threats that we get about every three weeks. The water here will probably give you led poisoning so don’t drink it. But we do have a 3,000 dollar dinosaur statue so i think that’s a necessity everyones school should have.

That kid at kaneland sold me a gram for 30 dollars

The juul room at kaneland is occupied

Nothing like the fresh smell of weed in morning at kaneland

kaneland by marijuana101 January 22, 2020

katelan 

A cute girl you want to be seen with she is a little shy at first but once you get to know her she is a funny bubbly person! She is always there for you when you are feeling down, and is very loyal

Person 1: omg katelan is so sweet
Person2: I know and pretty

katelan by Barny34 August 30, 2017

Kaelan 

Kaelan is the most caring, sweet, and trustworthy person you will ever meet. He has a warm heart and will listen to all of your problems and comfort you. You can tell him anything. Kaelan is someone you can look up to. He is really talented at sports and is really smart. He is way too good for you and you know it. Kaelan will make you feel special if you feel useless. He's really supportive and he looks really cute and adorable. He will never fail to make you smile. He also likes anime and video games. Kaelan's girlfriend will be the luckiest girl in the world because Kaelan is so perfect and humble.

Kaelan's Girlfriend: "I can't stop crying. Why does Kaelan have to move? Why? I can't live without him, I need him. I love him so much, I can't even think about life without him!"

Good friend: "Shhh, it's okay. Even my life won't be the same without Kaelan. He was such an impact. Just spend and cherish every moment with him, okay? Kaelan's having a hard time too, you know? He really loved you, so be with him. Focus on the present, the future can always change."

Kaelan by iloveyoubish January 17, 2019

Kaelan 

The Sexiest most coolest kid you'll ever meet. Funny and orgasmic. You can't go wrong if your hanging out with a Kaelan. They like to touch girls, and they will like it. He doesnt give a fuck what other people think. Just like honey badger. He is the most superior of the human race, besides Obama. If you are in the radius of a Kaelan, you should feel extremely honored.

Girl 1: Oh man look at this kid over here! I'd bang that.

Girl 2: Oh that's Kaelan!

Kaelan by ObamaJohnson November 9, 2011

Kaplan College 

the only college you will ever find in a mall

i couldn't get into community college so i went to kaplan college

Kaplan College by CBJDOE October 26, 2009