Kaoklo

see Doggy Style.

Pronounced cow clow

"I want to Kaoklo that bitch."

Kaoklo by chezzestix December 9, 2008

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Kaklonk

When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.

1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!

2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!

erection erect

Kaklonk by stiffwilly July 8, 2011

Related Words

Kaoklo • kaoklong • KOKLOADS • Kaklonk • Kaklonkathoon • Kakloynkerd • kakolosi • kaoko • KloKlo • Koklogfro

KloKlo

A beautiful wonderful girl. Has the greatest of personality. Brains over everything. And is a person that anyone would die for to be with.

Jojo would die for kloklo. She’s his whole world only if she would notice him.

KloKlo by WordsToLiveByFACTS November 11, 2017

kaoko

used to address something/someone that you want/dream/desire/wish to be. also used to describe something/someone magnificent and perfect.

She's such a kaoko.
Omg! You look absolutely kaoko in that dress!

kaoko by grandma-grammar June 28, 2010

KOKLOADS

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a young male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

KOKLOADS by ben November 9, 2003

Kakloynkerd

To be hit or smacked, most of the time on the head.

Billy got Kakloynkerd for being disrespectful to his mother
A NOOB AS SCRUB WAS KAKLOYNKERD BY MY NUTS

Kakloynkerd by RhinoFark March 29, 2019

KOKLOADS

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a yound male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

KOKLOADS by ben November 9, 2003

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