A male-looking Australian kangaroo that is actually a female with many battle scars. Is known to occasionally swallow kitties and turn into boxing gloves.
i seccally thonk as vincent bong. always thonk as vincent bong and want memz and bad at oh. people say become kamgaroux is weird and strang. i dont lisen. im byotiful. i has wuchuueu and balk inside me by doctorman. now call me an kanga and lemme 70s oh. no? dab on hate.. thank for understoond.
A moderately attractive older woman who is in the begining stages of becoming a couger. Usually has some plastic surgery, such as face lift and breast implants, but still has more plastic surgery to get. The marsupial pouch from having 4 kids around the midsection is still blatently visable. Also known as a momsupial!
An airborne virus that turns humans into raging half-kangaroo zombie hybrids. Symptoms include red eyes, a thirst for violence, and uncontrollable hopping.
Kangaritus spreads faster than gossip in a small town. One breath of this Aussie-born bio-nightmare and you’ll be bounding through the bush, punching fences, and shrieking like a banshee on Red Bull.
One day he was just posting memes — next thing I know, he’s got red eyes, a megaphone, and he’s trying to punch an old lady for asking questions. Full-blown Kangaritus.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*