An airborne virus that turns humans into raging half-kangaroo zombie hybrids. Symptoms include red eyes, a thirst for violence, and uncontrollable hopping.
Kangaritus spreads faster than gossip in a small town. One breath of this Aussie-born bio-nightmare and you’ll be bounding through the bush, punching fences, and shrieking like a banshee on Red Bull.
Kangaritus spreads faster than gossip in a small town. One breath of this Aussie-born bio-nightmare and you’ll be bounding through the bush, punching fences, and shrieking like a banshee on Red Bull.
One day he was just posting memes — next thing I know, he’s got red eyes, a megaphone, and he’s trying to punch an old lady for asking questions. Full-blown Kangaritus.
by aussiedownunder86 May 30, 2025
A jacked-up, nightmare-fuelled mutant kangaroo the size of a T-Rex, forged in the radioactive pits of Maralinga and armed with a virus that turns humans into half-kangaroo zombies.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
"Mate, I thought I saw a roo on the highway, but it was 12 feet tall and foaming at the mouth—pretty sure it was a f***ing K-Rex."
by aussiedownunder86 May 30, 2025