kangaroux 

i seccally thonk as vincent bong. always thonk as vincent bong and want memz and bad at oh. people say become kamgaroux is weird and strang. i dont lisen. im byotiful. i has wuchuueu and balk inside me by doctorman. now call me an kanga and lemme 70s oh. no? dab on hate.. thank for understoond.

you're such a kangaroux

kangaroux by Rouxles July 11, 2018

Captain Kangaroo 

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.

Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!

Captain Kangaroo by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Brutal kangaroo 

When you have sex with a woman while hopping down the street carrying her in a baby bjorn.

Dude, I went full Brutal Kangaroo on that Australian chick to give her a taste of home.

Brutal kangaroo by TeamZiss0u March 8, 2017

Happy kangaroo 

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo

Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again

Happy kangaroo by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.

Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise by Jrrywbb May 12, 2016

Bush Kangaroo 

A guy trying to have sex with as many girls as possible, or in other words jumping from bush to bush, hence the term "bush kangaroo".

Tom called and told me that he was gonna do the nasty with Shaniqua and Latifa tonight.. what a bush kangaroo!

Bush Kangaroo by Unicorn Tits July 3, 2012

Flying kangaroo 

A Flying kangaroo is a sexual manuever where a man ties his lover down to the bed and attaches a fanny pack to her. The man then proceeds to climb atop of an elevated surface in order to preform a kangaroo-esque leap into the woman's pouch. The man screams GOOD AY' MATE as he flies through the air approaching the pouch. As he is flying towards the ground the man inserts his dick into the fanny pack.

After seeing a hole in his moms fanny pack and his dad popping ibuprofen, mike knew his parents had attempted a flying kangaroo.

Flying kangaroo by Floppy to nut January 23, 2018