Kampuj

Another way of saying confused

Person 1: This is so hard algebra
Person 2: So much kampuj

by Petergriffin#awesome April 21, 2018

Kampuchean Abortion

When you bash a baby against a tree until it dies, while you're laughing (often against your own will)
Popular method of reducing birthrates in the Democratic Kampuchea (today Cambodia), ruled by Pol Pot

"Back in my day, anyone having children without permission got the Kampuchean Abortion, you wanted anything but THAT, you had to beat your own baby against a tree until it died, at gunpoint, and if you didn't laugh while doing it, you were shot. Be thankful modern contraceptives exist"

by freethememes May 19, 2022

Democratic Kampuchea

The most democratic country ever. Even if its "communist" It is so democratic even the US supported it against vietnam. Kampuchean citizens eat rice gruel and work 12 hours a day. However, schools and education were forbidden in glorious kampuchea which makes it the best country to live because it is always summer and fun in the democratic kampuchea. Cheyo angkar!

Why did democratic kampuchea cross the road?

To get back kampuchea krom!

by cat la September 14, 2023

Kamputar

The stereotypical way an Indian person says the word "Computer".

Hello my frend. Ar ypu on kamputar rite now?

by Inarc_ June 4, 2018

Kampu Kundi

A south indian phrase of tamil origin. It means "stinky ass."

I conducted a prostate exam yesterday, and my patient had a kampu kundi.

by pokemonmaster20 July 17, 2013

Hip-Hop Kampus

Hypp-H'opp-Cam-Puss' Noun - to recall vast lyrical content.

The area of the brain where most lyrics are recalled from. It is possible to overload the hip hop campus if a large quantity of lyrics,(specifically in hip-hop) are submerged in quick fire linguistic dexterity. The hip hop campus can recall individual syllables and nuance. It is renowned to malfunction when an individual is excessively inebriated.

"Datz right gee, ya know what I'm sayin'? all of these lyrics are sick,dope see! Somewhere in my mind, Deep in the HIP-HOP KAMPUS I can sift those rhymes yo! They bursting out my mind!"
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"That homes is dope yo' he got like a larger mind than most! Stores it in the Hip-Hop Kampus, ya know what I'm sayin!"

by CraggyTastic! July 28, 2013

kampung ubai

A small village located in Malaysia

district > kuantan
state > pahang
country > malaysia
population > 250 - 600
major race > 99% malays

peoples are very goodlooking and friendly

no need to example what is kampung ubai...

by kayQay November 12, 2007