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Kalifornistan

Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.

Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.

The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.
If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.
Kalifornistan by cchriss92 February 25, 2011
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I was watching a kinky adult movie & after defecating on each other the couple then "Wiz Kalifa'd" each other.
Wiz Kalifa by Gary Zoolander December 7, 2012

Kahiffle 

Kha-hiff-le

a Kahiffle is when you are stuck in a sticky situation or confused about something. Not sure on what to do next , you are in a pickel. Being in a position that you can not get out of
Man i was in a big Kahiffle when my mom walked into me and my girlfriend making out

i was in a kahiffle when i had to choose to buy a ps3 or a Xbox 360

You are cheating on your girlfriend and meeting up with another girl going to the mall, you are having fun until you walk into your girlfriend
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Aristotle struck back with a full-length album titled "The Ken Kaniff Show", which was independently released online at www.kenkaniff.com

On the album Aristotle alternates between his Ken Kaniff voice and his regular rapping style. The album features diss tracks against Eminem and contains controversial songs about topics as diverse as paedophilia, masturbation, gangsterism and is at times sadistic and humourous.

The album's site is no longer in operation and little has been heard from Aristotle since.
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