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Kaliff is a great boyfriend who will always be there for your problems, he'll put his friends aside just for you to make you happy, Most Kaliff's have a nice deep voice, and their personality is another thing that you'll fall in love with.
kaliff is a great guy!
have you guys talked to Kaliff?
Kaliff by goofygoober <3 March 30, 2021
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Kalifornistan

Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.

Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.

The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.
If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.
Kalifornistan by cchriss92 February 25, 2011
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Wiz Kalifa 

A Wiz Kalifa aka a "Salty lemonade" or a "Mello Yellow " is a sexual act similar to a snowball but with urine instead of semen. After urinating in the recipients mouth. It is then spit back into the mouth of the urinator. Often seen in speciality porn
I was watching a kinky adult movie & after defecating on each other the couple then "Wiz Kalifa'd" each other.
Wiz Kalifa by Gary Zoolander December 7, 2012

Kahiffle 

Kha-hiff-le

a Kahiffle is when you are stuck in a sticky situation or confused about something. Not sure on what to do next , you are in a pickel. Being in a position that you can not get out of
Man i was in a big Kahiffle when my mom walked into me and my girlfriend making out

i was in a kahiffle when i had to choose to buy a ps3 or a Xbox 360

You are cheating on your girlfriend and meeting up with another girl going to the mall, you are having fun until you walk into your girlfriend
Kahiffle by CokoloneMafia May 3, 2010
Somebody who acts like a badboy but when you got to know his is all soft on the inside.
"Ugh i hate kalif"
"Why he's so sweet!"
"Omg u like him"
"No i just video call him on sc everyday"

"Hehehe"
Kalif by Imakillfishh February 28, 2019

Ken Kaniff 

The homosexual persona of Ken Kaniff is the creation of underground Detroit rapper Aristotle. After lending his voice to a skit on The Slim Shady LP, a dispute between Eminem and Aristotle led to the break-up of the working relationship. From the Marshall Mathers LP onwards, all skits using the Ken Kaniff persona have been performed by Eminem, not Aristotle - usually in an attempt to poke fun.

Aristotle struck back with a full-length album titled "The Ken Kaniff Show", which was independently released online at www.kenkaniff.com

On the album Aristotle alternates between his Ken Kaniff voice and his regular rapping style. The album features diss tracks against Eminem and contains controversial songs about topics as diverse as paedophilia, masturbation, gangsterism and is at times sadistic and humourous.

The album's site is no longer in operation and little has been heard from Aristotle since.
I am put off by the voice of Ken Kaniff and his homosexual antics.
Ken Kaniff by Sheila Bone June 11, 2006
An extremely good guy, athletic, kind(not a women beater don’t listen to natalia or asia), he’s also extremely humble and known to be a good friend and someone to talk to.
“Hi my name is Khaliff”, “¡Hola me llamo es Khaliff!” Etc.
Khaliff by Apxllo November 24, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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