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- jamaican/chinese person that can get away with anything, is amazingly sexy, and can have sex with everyone without getting any STD's
-see also "superman"
"At first I thought he was a kalif, then I found out he has herpes...."
kalif by ohshit February 5, 2008
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This name belongs to a very unique girl. A really thoughtful and understanding girl who will support you through anything. once you show her that you stick around, I promise you, she’ll give the same energy back. Even on off days, she’ll continue giving you all her love. She isn’t the type to be childish. She always talks things out and makes sure you are okay. She puts people before herself way too often. kalila, you need to treat yourself once in a while. You are worth so much and you deserve so much more than you think. I love you so much baby, thank you for everything you’ve done for me.
“Kalila makes me the happiest”
kalila by bubs.. November 18, 2019

kali pig 

A name for a wonderful female cat who's either black or dark brown.
Where did you get that beautiful kitty cat? I got Kali Pig from the shelter.
kali pig by Rini323 April 23, 2017

Kali Uchis 

An amazing music artist that is Colombian- American. She was born on July 17, 1994. She sings R&B/ soulful type music. She has an ep titled “Por Vida” (which translates to, “for life”) and an album titled Isolation. She has collaborated with artists such as, Tyler the Creator, Steve Lacy, The Gorillaz, Jorja Smith, Reykon, Bootsy Collins, Daniel Caesar, and etc.
Kali Uchis is my favorite singer. She is a queen
Kali Uchis by Music lover234556 January 7, 2019

Mele Kalikimaka 

Mele Kalikimaka! What did you get from Santa Clause?
Mele Kalikimaka by Sweasle August 6, 2010
King of kings. A person that is unpredictable and capable of surprising you any moment. Their creativity and ability to create a spark in any situation makes them a born leader no matter what the situation.
He really acted like a kaif in that game.

He will grow up to be a kaif one day.
Kaif by kingkong91 May 20, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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