It's the
Communist state just below the tree hugging socialist state with a
meth problem on the west coast that's run by idiots, that us idiots keep electing. You'll notice that Kahlfornyans who choose to move to other states like
Arizona and Nevada in particular- because of the high taxes, shitty roads, etc, still vote like they're in Kahlifornya further ruining our beautiful country
"Hey
Olaf, why is your
Kia so fucked up?"
"I went to Kahlifornya to buy
weed and hit a pothole that popped my tire, it sent me flying all over and I side swiped a homeless guys bike stash. I'm just glad he's ok."