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A shelf from a certain store or place
You probably got that shit straight off the kliff at Walmart
Kliff by Brett the great NCG October 31, 2016
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A spliff (weed and tobacco joint) with a lot of kief.
Dude, I just rolled a massive kliff.
Kliff by pussylips3000 September 8, 2016
an action word that means to breath deeply and blow mucus from the nose to a face of another person in rapid motion.
Hey watch it snothead! stop kliffing me, go do it to your sister!
kliff by Green Pattern April 27, 2009

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) 

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

klu klux Kliff

a really gay kid who goes to episcopal and blows at baseball. He tries to talk shit to pat mullen and doesn't reallizied he would get fucked up. he looks like Beavis with acne.
Yo look at Klu Klux Kliff, what a faget
klu klux Kliff by beavis March 21, 2005

cleveland kliff-hanger 

When team mate-1 known as the "door-man" hangs on the end of a door(in pull-up position) and team mate-2 known as the "pusher" than swings the door open with appropriate force causing the door-man to hopefully swing into the person sitting closest to the door known as the " vicinity known as the "klick" and farts on the victim. After this is accomplished, both fat-ass team mates(dont kid yourselves, you know you'r fat)evacuate the area as if they were being chased down by bigfoot. (wink wink)
jimmy hung on the end of a door and gave melissa a cleveland kliff-hanger.

dirty kliff 

When you put ping pong balls in your girls ass the proceeds fuck her face until chokes and shoots them out like a bb gun
I gave my girl a dirty kliff and she we almost killed the cat
dirty kliff by Kliffdaddy June 4, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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