klomple

The act of aggressively shoving broken glass down your throat, leaving huge tears.

1) My mug broke, I guess ill klomple the debris
2) Once I jump through the window, I will klomple the shards

by willi gottfried January 18, 2022

Komplete Ku Klux Krayons

A box or crayons consisting of all whites. Plus bonus points if you have swastikas and eagles all over the box.

Those arent just Ku Klux Krayons, those are Komplete Ku Klux Krayons.

by The Onioner February 16, 2022

Klompenhompen

Pretty much the same as plevenscheven.
For more Information search: Plevenscheven.
The only difference is: This time you are plevenscheving with a wooden shoe.
This is a typically Dutch version of plevenscheving.
Wombats tend to like being klompenhomped.
If you plevenscheef a wombat he will scratch your intimate parts and it will hurt.

He was klompenhomping while camming online.
Omg He's totally klompenhomping that wombat.
Klompenhompen is totally awesome, I tried it yesterday.

by Fagg0try1337 June 16, 2010

kitty komplex

When one accidentally mistakes one type of pussy for the other.

"I don't know why, Doc, but whenever I'm fucking her, she just meows at me."
"Carl, YOU'RE FUCKING YOUR CAT. It's a part of the Kitty Komplex you have that we discussed last session."

by McRibbed For Your Pleasure December 17, 2020

klomped

(v) to klomp; getting v faded from Klonopin (clonazepam)

i get klomped at work to ease the pain XD

by satanic druglord August 17, 2021

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by Α February 3, 2022

Klompenmaker

Klompenmaker (lit. "clog-maker") is a derogative term for Dutch people, mainly employed by members of the flemish-speaking community of Belgium.

Often accompanied by "vuile" (vile) or "janet" (homosexual) to make a compound insult.

"That vuile klompenmaker just cut me up! dutch drivers are the worst"

"Trust a klompenmaker to steal your money"

by cobvisa December 30, 2023