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Heidi Klum 

Model, actress, and television host who possesses the single most annoying voice known to mankind. Voice resembles that of a 12-year-old girl with a weird accent using baby-talk. Her facial expressions also give off the impression that she is a secret bitch and definitely thinks she is better than you in every way.
Is that Heidi Klum on TV? Turn it off before I throw rotten tomatoes at the screen!
Heidi Klum by M. E. Trip December 5, 2010
Related Words
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A slow moving person, see sloth, that breaks and ruins things.
The klumpus dropped the computer mouse into a toilet filled with urine and exclaimed it was an accident.
Klumpus by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018
Something that is regarded as cool or it is used as an even cooler word for cool.
Sometimes regarded as a state of being.
"Yo, man sorry for canceling last night. I hope we're still klump."

"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"
Klump by Cool Ranch September 26, 2013

Klumfayonaise 

Another word for lady sauce. Or as other people would call it, vaginal discharge.
Steve: Dat beech had bad klumfayonaise
Sean: I know, it smelt like mouldy milk
Klumfayonaise by MammalPoop May 9, 2011
J-Klump: Another word for saying BLOW JOB or BECKY.
Your mother came to my house last night and she wanted to give me J-Klump!
J-Klump by Poop Face123 May 20, 2010
Denotes a typically stereotypical person, usually of caucasian origin or race. Also a term applied to an aficionado of lights, lasers, and felines.
Watch out for kbaum, he'll insult you then blind you with his spotlight.
kbaum by MCP Master February 16, 2005