by professional spaghetti yeeter March 12, 2019
Get the KANGUS mug.Satirically used to criticize afro-centrist African Americans that claim their ancestors descended from Egyptian Pharaohs.
Often in the form of a comment thread, beginning with "WE", followed by "WUZ", etc.
Often in the form of a comment thread, beginning with "WE", followed by "WUZ", etc.
We wuz kangs n shit nigga I swear to god, my fuckin family man, they was from Egypt did you see the color of they skin, look at they skin
by zkdr May 15, 2016
Get the we wuz kangs mug.The Kangasaurus is a freakish animal that spawned in a toxic dump in Australia. Apparently, a half dead female kangaroo somehow mated with a crocodile, and then fell into the river and was swept down to the ocean, where she was raped by a dolphin. Then she crawled out and had a hybrid baby of a Kangaroo, Crocodile, and a Dolphin.
The Kangasaurus lives in Australia with all the other Kangaroos. It is obviously the most feared, so it is the leader of all Kangaroos. Kangasaurus goes where she wants, eats when she wants, and she instigates all mating rituals. Mostly, she sits under a tree or somewhere cool and has other Kangaroos bring her food. If they don't she eats their babies. The Kangasaurus has very strange characteristics. The many Dolphin fins make it appear to be a fierce predator, when in fact it is. The Crocodile head on the Kangaroo body makes it appear a very worth opponent. Its wide gaping jaws convince its adversaries not to test the limits of the Kangasaurus.
The Kangasaurus lives in Australia with all the other Kangaroos. It is obviously the most feared, so it is the leader of all Kangaroos. Kangasaurus goes where she wants, eats when she wants, and she instigates all mating rituals. Mostly, she sits under a tree or somewhere cool and has other Kangaroos bring her food. If they don't she eats their babies. The Kangasaurus has very strange characteristics. The many Dolphin fins make it appear to be a fierce predator, when in fact it is. The Crocodile head on the Kangaroo body makes it appear a very worth opponent. Its wide gaping jaws convince its adversaries not to test the limits of the Kangasaurus.
by DUmbasssssessssz April 6, 2010
Get the Kangasaurus mug.A kanguru is a person pretending to be a kangaroo, often under the influence of illicit substances and wearing little to no clothing.
by ROPROPE March 2, 2015
Get the kanguru mug.1. a 8.2 ft. locust that has a machine pistol, ink grenades and the ability to roll out of the way of gun fire. its screeches can bring the dead back to life. kantus' have an extremly fucked up and ugly, disgusting, just putrid face!!
2. Chelsey Clark!
2. Chelsey Clark!
Tim: omg did you see that?
Paul: no what was it?
Tim: it was a fucking kantus. RUN!!!!!
Paul: no man its just Chelsey.
Tim: Still just run.
Paul: im gonna get some soup man.
Tim: okay only if you have cream of chicken.
Paul: is chicken noodle okay?
(Chelsey walks up)
Chelsey: hi guys
Tim & Paul: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Poof dead)
Paul: no what was it?
Tim: it was a fucking kantus. RUN!!!!!
Paul: no man its just Chelsey.
Tim: Still just run.
Paul: im gonna get some soup man.
Tim: okay only if you have cream of chicken.
Paul: is chicken noodle okay?
(Chelsey walks up)
Chelsey: hi guys
Tim & Paul: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Poof dead)
by Stokes1234567890987654321 September 8, 2010
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Kanushi is the word for 'Beloved'. Girl which is given name Kanushi, is naturally beautiful. She's naughty but still, has a pretty heart. She is shy and introvert. But when she opens up to you, you know how much she likes to talk. And the way she talks, you cant just stop listening to her. In actual she is very horny. But she hides it very well. She watched naughty content everyday. People who can see her everyday are very lucky. And whoever she has in her heart, is certainly the luckiest man.
She should get naughtier everyday 😏
She should get naughtier everyday 😏
by Pumpkin6969 December 22, 2021
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