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1. a 8.2 ft. locust that has a machine pistol, ink grenades and the ability to roll out of the way of gun fire. its screeches can bring the dead back to life. kantus' have an extremly fucked up and ugly, disgusting, just putrid face!!

2. Chelsey Clark!
Tim: omg did you see that?
Paul: no what was it?
Tim: it was a fucking kantus. RUN!!!!!

Paul: no man its just Chelsey.
Tim: Still just run.
Paul: im gonna get some soup man.
Tim: okay only if you have cream of chicken.
Paul: is chicken noodle okay?

(Chelsey walks up)
Chelsey: hi guys
Tim & Paul: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Poof dead)
Kantus by Stokes1234567890987654321 September 8, 2010
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Kantutan 

Maria, kantutan!
Kantutan by Agonks January 3, 2021
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Kantus kanus kantutan Kantos katusa kanushi Katussy Kentus Kaktus kankus
John: Look at her she is so fat.
Tom: Oh yeah, thats kentus!
Kentus by Czechdude November 13, 2012
Acronym for Korean Augmentation To the US

KATUSAs are technically in Republic Of Korea Army (ROK Army), but detached to US army in Korea.

They live in US Army bases and spend most of their military service time with US soldiers.

They usually have their own military occupational specialty like American soldiers and also translate Korean into English and vice versa when doing combined field training with ROK Army.

Every man in Korea has to serve in the military for 21 months. Because it is needed to get high english test score to apply KATUSA, KATUSAs are almost all college students and highly educated.

They get promoted much faster than american soldiers to sergeant which is their final rank before ETS, but paid much less than US army soldiers because ROK government doesn't pay much to their mandatory military service members.

They contribute and encourage to mutual relationship between ROK army and US army.
All NCOs, soldiers, KATUSAs, and families, I appericate your service and sacrifices

We need a KATUSA to translate this
KATUSA by Heapsort January 30, 2017
A child with severe Asperger's or Autism. Will usually spaz out and hit random objects around him. Has a sever stutter as well. Also tends to be gay, but doesn't have to be. Usually has strict parents and is under parental controls at all times.
Kuntus stop hitting your mouse against your table you are going to break it.
kuntus by PeterDefinesTheWord October 16, 2019

A Kantos Minute 

An amount of time, never in the near future, but also very soon. Sometimes will come with a planned day that will be missed. Longer than a New York minute, but shorter than the heat death of the universe. Similar to blizzard's Soontm However far less certain.
We've been waiting for the dundees for a Kantos minute.
A Kantos Minute by RNGinxed June 6, 2019
Girl that is crazy and weird and isn't afraid to show it.Shes smart,beautiful,funny,thoughtful of others and she is REAL.She doesn't fall in love too easily, but she has guys around her. She is a very caring, outgoing girl. You can always trust her with anything. If you have a Katushka in your life, you are really lucky. :D
Look at Katushka !
Katushka is so funny!
You can always trust Katushka
Katushka by rare girl December 20, 2012