K-MAC 

1. Someone who is a complete dick just to be a dick.

2. Better than you!
3. Wait Wait, I know.

1 k-mac . One who thinks they are better then everyone else.

2. Someone who thinks they can get any girl on a dating website.
3. one who thinks they are faster than anyone else on a ski slope
4. Too proud that he makes more money than both of his friends
5. Condescending
6. Claims he can build a fire but never does

K-MAC by Ef Off Kmac December 14, 2013

K-MAC 

1 = a reasonably good rapper who used to be an la blood
2 = the complete twat who posted the above definition.

2 = probably reminiscant of the comic book guy out of the simpsons who creates fantasies in hiss head where he's john holmes.

K-MAC by Snowy (formally kilo lobo) August 27, 2003

K-MAC 

a kids big mac at mcdonalds

kids mac happy meal

K-MAC by k-dawg November 13, 2003

K-Mac'd

The act of injuring ones bollock during a sexual encounter and then having to go to hospital to have it examined

"Man why are you walking funny today"
"I dont know i think ive K-Mac'd my bollock"
"Dude you want me take you to hospital"

K-Mac'd by Portland Tower April 12, 2008

L K-MAC 

Short for Long Kimjung MAC

A guy whose schlong is so big you better move the f*ck out the way when he pulls it out.

Speaking of pulling out, his pull-out game is very week and it is unclear how many children he has.

Im serious you do not want to be in this guys path; he will demolish you with his monster sized c*ck

That L K-MAC almost destroyed my insides

L K-MAC by oof12 June 25, 2021

kmacked 

to be accepted to a date and/or dance, only later to be rejected by the other person.

Guy 1: Dude, you're going out with her?
Guy 2: No man, I got kmacked.
Guy 1: Fuck, that sucks.

kmacked by w3sty December 5, 2010

kmacattack 

When kenny is on fire while macking on helpless hot ladies, every night

jesus, kenny's on a real kmacattack tonight

kmacattack by shumbles November 11, 2008