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to be accepted to a date and/or dance, only later to be rejected by the other person.
Guy 1: Dude, you're going out with her?
Guy 2: No man, I got kmacked.
Guy 1: Fuck, that sucks.
kmacked by w3sty December 5, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Shortened version of "knackered". When you are so knackered you don't even have the strength to say "knackered" and can only go as far as "knacked".
The wife made me work out this morning. I'm totally knacked.
knacked by guckpup June 12, 2010

knacked out 

1) A person who is exhibiting one or more of the following symptoms or habits: sleep deprivation, indifference to the world, lack of motor skills, no motivation to exist on earth any longer, poor decision making, and the occasional urge to kill yourself. Becoming knacked out is usually a result of intense mental or physical duress over long periods of time.
Those fucking pledges were knacked out.
knacked out by amateur philosopher January 25, 2011

KLACKED ASS BITCH 

A}}}MORE TIMES THAN NOT REFERS TO A WOMAN AKIN TO A SKEEZER ,ONLY MUCH MUCH WORSE. KNOWN TO HAVE AN EXTENSIVE AMOUNT OF TIME DEDICATED TO VARIOUS ; SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH NO REAL MOTIVATION OTHER THAN CONTINUING THE SELF AND GENERAL POPULATIONS OPINION OF HAVING BEEN DEFINED AS, HAVING NO SENSE NOR VALUE WHATSOEVER, USELESS, POINTLESS, A WASTE, EARLIER POSSIBLE TERMINOLOGY ARE 1. PIECE OF DOG SHIT, 2}BURNT OUT, 3} TORN UP FROM THE FLOOR UP. TYPE LIKE BITCH 4} TURNT OUT STANKY ASS CHICKEN HEADED BITCH
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NOT OPPOSED TO SCAVENGING THRU THE BOTTLE RETURN STATIONS IN HOPES OF PERSUADING THE BOTTLE RETURNS ATTENDENT TO ALOW HER TO PERFORM VARIOUS MORALY BANKRUPT AND OTHERWISE PHYSICALLY REPULSIVE ACTIONS INVOLVING HER MORE THAN VISUALLY OFFENSIVE MANDATORY S..TD RIDDELED VAGINA, OR EQUALLY RIDDLED MOUTH OR SEPTIC COLON.FOR A HAND WROTE REFUND SLIP OF ANY AMOUNT. THE KLACKED ASS BITCH OF HIGHER POPULATED AREAS TEND TO BE EXTRA FOUL AS FUCK DUE TO THE ENVIROMENTS NUMEROUS OPPURTUNITY S THERE ARE WITH REGARDS TO THE TERMS FAILURE AND OR SELL OUT.




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YO CHECK IT FAMMY PEEP THE KLACKED OUT BITCH BEHIND THAT MUTHA FUCKIN DUMPSTER HOOKING THAT OLD DUDE UP WITH A SPORT.......HELLA FOUL, MY GOD , NOW THATS ONE KLACKED ASS BITCH FRILL DOGGIE.
vb intr. - messed up, broken, not functioning according to design
(vb. trans. - kack = break)
The sysadmin finally resigned himself to the fact that -- despite his best efforts -- the Linux server was kacked.
Kacked by Ed July 28, 2003

knick knacked 

"Mate im Knick knacked Gonna hit the hay"
knick knacked by *CharmZ* March 23, 2009
Sexual slang (U.K, East Midlands, South Yorkshire, Lancashire (localised) :When men brag to their mates about sex with a very attractive women.
EG:

"I can't believe I knacked her"?

Anecdotally lying or exaggerating popping a girls cherry.

E.G:

"I knacked her ya know?"

Or similarly gloating about "breaking in" or "destroying" a supposed virgin (slang for wild, kinky, hard or just passionate sex) a woman known to be classy, and/or hard-to-get (usually to other lads). Or anal sex with a women :

"I PROPER knacked her!"

Conventionally among friends being deliberately as innapropriate, forthcoming or sexist, common as possible by replacing: "Knacked her."

With: "knacked that"
"I knacked her ya know?"

"I PROPER knacked her."

"Can't believe I knacked her/that"
Knacked by Rixta1010 June 6, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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