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In a small region of Germany, in the palatinate forest, „käftz“ stands for the asshole of a human being.

But in various hood slangs you can replace any other word which sounds a bit like „käftz“ oder „käftzen“ in every sentence you can imagine.
Hey Simon, please dont always show me your käftz when your drunk.

Hey Mum, our fridge is all empty. We really have to „einkäftz“ some stuff.

Last night we had a huge Käftzerei in the club with some cunts!
Käftz by Cirederf February 20, 2020
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Katz Doesn't Know 

The art of not knowing what a particular subject means.

Based on a popular song "Scotty Doesn't Know" by band Lustra
Don't tell Katz, cause Katz doesn't know!
Katz Doesn't Know by cccooo1234 February 4, 2018
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Katzilla 

A fierce destructive force, known for her outwardly sweet demeanor and tendency for others to underestimate her. However, beneath this hides a solid resilience and determination to fight for what is right, specifically against those who would seek to threaten and strong arm her and others through illegal and unjust means.

This fearsome creature was finally spawned in 2013 in the American Southwest after years of intimidation, mistreatment, and neglect and is rumored to currently be stalking about Maricopa County in Arizona.

The name was originally coined by a resident of Arizona during an immature, insecure, and vulnerable moment (all of which are not uncommon for this individual), but it has since taken on a life of its own and empowered the "monster" for which it was contrived.
JP: "From Katzilla a few moments ago"

The epic 2014 confrontation between Katzilla and her creator (Paterson v. Paterson)
Katzilla by Katzilla2013 December 31, 2013

Katzenmagulle 

The Katzenmagulle is a mythical beast from swabian folktale. It is said to be a bear-sized cat with bat-wings. Also - while differing - legends claim it to have a self-concious snake as a tail.
Bro I don‘t wan‘t to go home in the dark! The Katzenmagulle might get me!
Katzenmagulle by Senfohr December 5, 2021

katz deli 

old school delicatessen in the lower east side of New York. the hot dogs, the knockwurst stukel, and the big ass fries are a must to try. good root beer too.
i can't wait to go to katz deli when i get back to new york.
katz deli by g-ring May 5, 2007
Katzka is a Scorpio. She's very sexi. OwO. Aside from her looks though, she's a very dedicated, loyal, funny, creative, and caring person. If she's your friend, she will stay your friend as long as you don't wrong her. As soon as you *do* wrong her though, GEESH, you are in for hell. Do *NOT* get on her bad side. Ever. She's very artsy, sorta a rebel, *LOTS* of inside jokes. Buttered toast n trees ;). She da best tho :3
Wow Katzka is the bestest friend!!
Are you kidding? She's such a bitch.
Nah, just you're an asshole heheheeh ;)
Katzka by meme factory May 30, 2019
(Verb) Constant complaining and or "bitching" about everyone and everything. Usually loud and abnoxious.
Bro, I know you're pissed off at everything, but quit katzing!
Katzing by Matt Aukerman October 11, 2006