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A slang word for dance crew
Man: hey man we should form a kaft
Man 2 : I know right! That'd be tight.
Kaft by holabackgurl November 15, 2010
In a small region of Germany, in the palatinate forest, „käftz“ stands for the asshole of a human being.

But in various hood slangs you can replace any other word which sounds a bit like „käftz“ oder „käftzen“ in every sentence you can imagine.
Hey Simon, please dont always show me your käftz when your drunk.

Hey Mum, our fridge is all empty. We really have to „einkäftz“ some stuff.

Last night we had a huge Käftzerei in the club with some cunts!
Käftz by Cirederf February 20, 2020

håll käften

Svenska barn ett: "Snella vatist. Du är smutsiga."
Svenska barn två: "Nej, du är smutsi. Håll käften."
Engelska barn: "Vänligen tala engelska!"
Svenska barn ett: "Nej. Vara tyst och stoppa tala."
håll käften by Xethro Gensh October 9, 2014
Dry Lebanese meat turds. Delicious for sure, but "meatball" is not the colloquium anyone on the internet so far is looking for.
I hear Kafta is a homemade meatball, right? No, I would say it's more akin to what you find in the yard after a vagrant spends some time there.
kafta by oofthatsgonnahurt April 11, 2019

Kaftan Time

The flexible working hours adopted by inhabitants of the Middle East.
"oh, don't worry about him, he's on kaftan time".
Kaftan Time by the kolonel June 18, 2009

Kaftakis 

Someone internally very hot in Greek
Kaftakis is so hot today
Kaftakis by Ano? No March 28, 2022
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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