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Variant of pwned, only kosher for Passover use. All your bar mitzvahs are belong to us!
"All out of kosher wine?? JWNED!"
jwned by Majesty April 2, 2005
Words you can keep
1. common phrase used when killed from behind or killed due to gayz0r blockage in cs.

2. when jewed by a jew in any aspect of one's life.
Player 1 - "WTFbomb?! I unloaded a whole clip into his body from point blank range, and he still hsed me!"
Player 2 - "jwned."

That jew just jewed me. Total jwnage.
jwned by j00d April 15, 2005
Related Words
jwned G.I. Jwned juned joned Junedaltaf janed Jowned Janeda Janedodo jawned up

G.I. Jwned 

Another term for being Pwned or Owned. Being defeated or defeating someone else mainly a gaming or gamers terminology.
Dude that dude was G.I. Jwned on Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4.
G.I. Jwned by Pongdadong December 11, 2007
A person who has a pure heart. You believe in yourself and can do anything to achieve your goals if once decided. Sometimes you are a little bit lazy too . You are smart and loved by everyone. You are a very caring person and you love and respect to the people who are in your life. You are different from others in many ways but somehow it's better.
Juned , You are awesome!
Juned by Realangelb June 2, 2019
the act of getting your advances rejected by a girl harder than any girl has ever rejected you before. Having your hopes of going out with a girl crushed by that girl harder than an elephant can crush a cockroach. present tense "jun" other forms: jun'd.
Aileen juned the crap out of me when I asked her out, now I just want to die.
Of course you got juned by that hot girl; Have you seen yourself in the mirror?
juned by Edwin Mosquera March 8, 2005

JUNED'YA! 

the act of being pranked, getting one pulled over on you, the art of subtle trickery in a sly yet hysterical fashion.

using the expression "JUNED'YA!" must at all times be accompanied by a hand motion that resembles making a finger gun consisting of the pointer and thumb, the thumb being the trigger and a wink (but only if your feeling EXTRA annoying).

COPYWRITTEN in SCRANTON, PENNSYLVANIA by JANIE LYNN KAVULICH & KELLY BRIDGETTE HART.
ROOMATE 1: dude, how did i get sugar in my bed?

ROOMATE 2: JUNED'YA!!!!! ;)
JUNED'YA! by jlkavulich February 22, 2011
falling in love with a girl at first sight;
and you don't know her name yet so you name her janedoe.
i'm overly attracted, and terribly convinced that she could be my princess, and i could be her prince, and i felt that way since, since i saw janedoe.
janedoe by growlbabygrowl September 2, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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