jwned

Variant of pwned, only kosher for Passover use. All your bar mitzvahs are belong to us!

"All out of kosher wine?? JWNED!"

by Majesty April 2, 2005

jwned

1. common phrase used when killed from behind or killed due to gayz0r blockage in cs.

2. when jewed by a jew in any aspect of one's life.

Player 1 - "WTFbomb?! I unloaded a whole clip into his body from point blank range, and he still hsed me!"
Player 2 - "jwned."

That jew just jewed me. Total jwnage.

by j00d April 15, 2005

G.I. Jwned

Another term for being Pwned or Owned. Being defeated or defeating someone else mainly a gaming or gamers terminology.

Dude that dude was G.I. Jwned on Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4.

by Pongdadong December 11, 2007

Juned

A person who has a pure heart. You believe in yourself and can do anything to achieve your goals if once decided. Sometimes you are a little bit lazy too . You are smart and loved by everyone. You are a very caring person and you love and respect to the people who are in your life. You are different from others in many ways but somehow it's better.

Juned , You are awesome!

by Realangelb June 2, 2019

juned

the act of getting your advances rejected by a girl harder than any girl has ever rejected you before. Having your hopes of going out with a girl crushed by that girl harder than an elephant can crush a cockroach. present tense "jun" other forms: jun'd.

Aileen juned the crap out of me when I asked her out, now I just want to die.
Of course you got juned by that hot girl; Have you seen yourself in the mirror?

by Edwin Mosquera March 8, 2005

JUNED'YA!

the act of being pranked, getting one pulled over on you, the art of subtle trickery in a sly yet hysterical fashion.

using the expression "JUNED'YA!" must at all times be accompanied by a hand motion that resembles making a finger gun consisting of the pointer and thumb, the thumb being the trigger and a wink (but only if your feeling EXTRA annoying).

COPYWRITTEN in SCRANTON, PENNSYLVANIA by JANIE LYNN KAVULICH & KELLY BRIDGETTE HART.

ROOMATE 1: dude, how did i get sugar in my bed?

ROOMATE 2: JUNED'YA!!!!! ;)

by jlkavulich February 22, 2011

janedoe

falling in love with a girl at first sight;
and you don't know her name yet so you name her janedoe.

i'm overly attracted, and terribly convinced that she could be my princess, and i could be her prince, and i felt that way since, since i saw janedoe.

by growlbabygrowl September 2, 2009