Juwampers 

Extremely large titties.

"Damn Ashley got some tig ol' bitties"
"Yeah man she got Juwampers"

Juwampers by chris November 22, 2004

jumpers

Pharmaceuticals that work as an upper

Lyrics from 'Searching for Sugar Man': Silver magic ships you carry, jumpers, coke, sweet Mary Jane

jumpers by chezzo April 21, 2013

Jumpers in the door 

U.S. Army Airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to shit so badly it could blow at any moment.

Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.

The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.

The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric

Dude #1, "Hey man, why are you walking like that? Where are you going in such a hurry??"

Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."

Jumpers in the door by ABN_PMPN505 November 22, 2011

jumpers jump 

The youtubers by the name of Carlos and Gavin. They sometimes have special guests. They have a podcast and talks about theories and other things.

Go watch Jumpers Jump new video

jumpers jump by daddychill 0123456789 July 15, 2021

Jampers 

The horrible combination of denim jeans and pampers diapers.

Time to change that baby, he just shit his Jampers.

Jampers by Mrs. A-Dub July 12, 2010

Star Jumpers 

In military circles, an exercise that makes you look really retarded and at its peak, makes you look like a star.

Star jumpers make you look retarded.

Star Jumpers by PFCBrownie February 8, 2009

Jumpers Hit It 

Literally, "Jumpers Hit It" is a command used in the US Army Airborne community to initiate the "Hit It" exercise. It is a drill used to familiarize jumpers with the action of activating the reserve parachute if they feel no opening shock after a 4 second count.

In Airborne lore, "Jumpers Hit It" is a classically common tramp stamp tattoo among female parachute riggers and female paratroopers in general.

The "Jumpers Hit It" tattoo is an iconic representation of everything that is desirable in the character and persona of a truly successful female paratrooper. She is bold. She has a twisted sense of humor on par with that of her male counterparts. She is without inhibitions sexually. Most importantly, her intrinsic level of comfort with her debaucherous drunken exploits with many many partners is so ingrained into her personality, she thinks a permanent indicator of that, tattooed on her body is funny as hell.

>> Dude have you ever actually seen a girl who had the Jumpers Hit It tattoo??

>> Nah but I saw pictures of it in the books in several tattoo shops around Fort Bragg, NC..so I know at least some girls out there have to have it..

Jumpers Hit It by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011