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When one lies uncontrollably about almost any little thing,even when caught.
Man:"Hey lets go to the movies."
Friend:"I cant I have no money."
Man:"I can see your check in your hand,Your Juaning right now."
Juaning by Ballsoutjohnson December 8, 2010
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Lurking + Jerking off= Jurking.

This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.
Imagined to be a common act of weird old perverts.

Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.

Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.
jurking by LetUsKale November 2, 2011
The opposite of Clowing
to insert your testicles into a mans anus, while at the same time jerking off; normally occurs with several black men standing around
"aww yea jorn that nigger"
" you must be Jorning"
Jorning by Thepuddys January 29, 2014
Stop jurting with my bop it.
Jurting by superjurterbabe September 29, 2008

Juaning it up 

Partying and fucking like a Juan.
I had a great time juaning it up last night.

Bon-Journing 

Americanized way to properly greet french people in the morning.
French Guy: Good morning
American: Bon-Journing HON HON HON, Where the french fries at?
Bon-Journing by Mr. PoopieButthole September 19, 2017