Jurting 

female masturbation

Stop jurting with my bop it.

Jurting by superjurterbabe September 29, 2008

Jurting 

When you jump and urt (cough) after smoking maryjane.

Jess and Luke laughed so hard while Stefan was jurting after smoking that bong.

Jurting by Stefanus December 2, 2016

justinge3 

A youtube comedian with dozens of videos to date. He is most noted for his guitar-oriented humor, both real guitar and Guitar Hero and Rock Band, although recently he has expanded into becoming the best at other activities such as basketball and becoming a clown.

He is most famous for his trademark phrase "I Rock", used in nearly every video, as well as his usage of the number 3. He has garnered criticism from some youtube members for not really playing guitar hero or the real guitar in his videos, but obviously these members fail to recognize him as a comedian.

justinge3 rocks. I've watched his videos 333 times each.

justinge3 by Vince50 June 27, 2008

Juting 

A state of intense psychological and emotional discomfort experienced in some instances of consuming large amounts of psychedelic mind altering substances commonly triggered by any one, or any combination, of the following;

-fear -overly intense visual distortions
-paranoia -a sense of impending doom
-isolation -inability to control one's environment or situation
-anxiety -tripping

-while at a music festival -"...dude... did you see that guy freaking the fuck out by the port-o-potties? That dude was juting hard!"
-after splitting a 10 strip at a show at a 4-5 hour show at Madison Square Garden, and then having to navigate the city to get to Grand Central Station- "I don't think I can ride inside a god damn cab right now, man, I'm fuhken jutin'!"

Juting by klintbeastwood February 3, 2019

jutting jaw syndrome 

jutting jaw syndrome is a condition when a guy has an abnormally protruded jaw as if on purpose to show his control over a girl. it is a sign of complete toolness and a fake sense of masculinity.

Cameron says, "wow, look at that guy's jawline!" Mike replies, "yeah, he has a bad case of jutting jaw syndrome."

jutting jaw syndrome by Miker94 October 25, 2009

jurking

Lurking + Jerking off= Jurking.

This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.

Imagined to be a common act of weird old perverts.

Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.

Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.

jurking by LetUsKale November 2, 2011

Jurning 

The act of annoyingly repeating the punchline of a joke, pun, or a catch phrase, especially after it's effect has worn off.

Tucker: "Git 'er duuuun!"
James: "We get it already, this is the fifth time you've said that stupid Larry the Cable Guy catch phrase."
Marcus: "Yeah, quit jurning, Tucker. It's getting old."

Jurning by Tecthe (@EagleCheesecake) December 3, 2016