Jurizzler

Jurizzler - Noun (multiple definitions)
1: Portmanteau of Jury and Rizzler. Someone that rizzes up the jury or individual jurors. Could be the defense trying a crazy tactic to get his client that he knows otherwise will lose, off the hook by chatting up 1 juror and successfully getting a (no pun intended) “hung jury”. Could be a judge or prosecutor as well maybe trying to seduce a member of the jury for their own personal benefit/for the benefit of the case they are bringing forward. Could just be a random member of the public or the peanut gallery that sees a beautiful member of the jury and they can’t help themselves but to try and win them over.

2: A skilled Hibachi chef known for his art of “sizzling” his food on the grill that gets called in for jury duty in his county.

1. “Man did you see jurors number 6? She’s got an unreal face card I think I might have to go Jurizzler mode on her

2. Bro this jury duty is so boring I probably would have recused myself by now if it wasn’t for the Jurizzler over there working the steak and shrimp like nobodies business.

Jurizzler by Dosonemcuh August 17, 2026

Jizzler

Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.

Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler

Jizzler by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022

Adolf Jizzler 

A man who mainly fucks Jewish bitches

Almost got myself killed calling my friend Adolf Jizzler

Adolf Jizzler by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022

tit jizzler 

When you tit fuck a girl until you come on her tits.

Todd fucked my tits last night for 15 minutes until he ejaculated on them on them. He's a true tit jizzler.

tit jizzler by hudsoto March 8, 2010

jizzler

a gay man

someone who swallows cum

a bitch that goes down on anyone

Jacks little sister Meg is one hell of a jizzler. That bitch went down on me last night and DAM!

jizzler by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

twizzler jizzler 

when you shove a cherry twizzler up your ass and tell the girl to eat it out of it while you beat off into a cup and pour it onto her face

I twizzler jizzlered zach's girlfriend last night.

twizzler jizzler by carltonjohn69 May 31, 2010

Juzzler

A woman who does more than swallow jizz but guzzles every drop

Damn, she is a juzzler

Juzzler by Tay D November 23, 2013