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This guy is basically a sex god. He has slightly douchebaggy behavior but his hottest makes up for it big time. His real name is Jake but prefers to be called, jrizzy, jrizz, or jrizzle. he's good in bed, sexy and just overall amazing.
Girl 1: I totally fucked jrizzle last night
Girl 2: no way, that guy is like a sex god
Jrizzle by ilovejrizz May 2, 2010
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jrizzle is known as a SEX GOD, girl or boy. their names are usually jake, jessica, jen, and jeff (names that start with j)

just know that Jrizzle is UNSTOPPABLE
"last night with Jrizzle was awesome!! "
jrizzle by jrizzzleee November 22, 2020
Rizz to the extreme only used by alpha males selected by the almighty jimbeam
“He threw some Jrizzle at her n got her jrippin”
Jrizzle by Jimbeam n cheese January 11, 2024
Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.
Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler
Jizzler by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022

trizzle jizzle 

The act of ejaculating into your woman's shampoo bottle without her knowledge to get her back for being a bitch.
She made fun of Kentucky people so I trizzle jizzled her bitch ass.
trizzle jizzle by madness1 December 20, 2010

jizzlebasm 

An abstract word that can be used in any circumstance, as per the creativity/imagination/sheer stupidity of the user.
EG1: F*ck, I just jizzlebasmed your mom.
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?
jizzlebasm by Papadouche March 24, 2009

Jizzle Drizzle 

When you cum in someone's mouth, and they spit it slowly over their lips.
Or
When the semen slowly ejaculates over the tip of the penis onto the receiving person's face.
God damn baby, you know I love it when you Jizzle Drizzle on yourself.

or
Baby, I'm gonna Jizzle Drizzle
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