Definitions by Dosonemcuh
Jurizzler
Jurizzler - Noun (multiple definitions)
1: Portmanteau of Jury and Rizzler. Someone that rizzes up the jury or individual jurors. Could be the defense trying a crazy tactic to get his client that he knows otherwise will lose, off the hook by chatting up 1 juror and successfully getting a (no pun intended) “hung jury”. Could be a judge or prosecutor as well maybe trying to seduce a member of the jury for their own personal benefit/for the benefit of the case they are bringing forward. Could just be a random member of the public or the peanut gallery that sees a beautiful member of the jury and they can’t help themselves but to try and win them over.
2: A skilled Hibachi chef known for his art of “sizzling” his food on the grill that gets called in for jury duty in his county.
1: Portmanteau of Jury and Rizzler. Someone that rizzes up the jury or individual jurors. Could be the defense trying a crazy tactic to get his client that he knows otherwise will lose, off the hook by chatting up 1 juror and successfully getting a (no pun intended) “hung jury”. Could be a judge or prosecutor as well maybe trying to seduce a member of the jury for their own personal benefit/for the benefit of the case they are bringing forward. Could just be a random member of the public or the peanut gallery that sees a beautiful member of the jury and they can’t help themselves but to try and win them over.
2: A skilled Hibachi chef known for his art of “sizzling” his food on the grill that gets called in for jury duty in his county.
1. “Man did you see jurors number 6? She’s got an unreal face card I think I might have to go Jurizzler mode on her
2. Bro this jury duty is so boring I probably would have recused myself by now if it wasn’t for the Jurizzler over there working the steak and shrimp like nobodies business.
2. Bro this jury duty is so boring I probably would have recused myself by now if it wasn’t for the Jurizzler over there working the steak and shrimp like nobodies business.
Jurizzler by Dosonemcuh August 17, 2026
cuckbomb
When you Bautista bomb a cuckold off the balcony of an apartment, permanently damaging organs such as their kidney, liver and spleen.
Yeah, Johnny was simping over Lisa who doesn't give a fuck about him again, so I cuckbombed him off the 2nd story of Tom's apartment. That'll teach him.
Dave got totally cuckbombed yesterday at the pregame
Dave got totally cuckbombed yesterday at the pregame
cuckbomb by Dosonemcuh December 14, 2020
night trap
You have to kind of hit the night trap before you really know what it means
Night traps don't start before 12midnight
Night traps usually involve a singular or collection of missions ranging from getting to the party to picking up dabs to just kicking it.
Large sense of camaraderie, but also shrewd tactics involved
Night traps don't start before 12midnight
Night traps usually involve a singular or collection of missions ranging from getting to the party to picking up dabs to just kicking it.
Large sense of camaraderie, but also shrewd tactics involved
*Effervescent July evening Starting at Josh's place, 3.5 miles away from party with insufficient funds*
"Last night (This morning) me Josh Ryan and Francois had a very successful night trap, we completed all the missions except one.
{x} We met up with Ryan and smoked a few blunts half way through the trip
{x} Got picked up by Josh's girlfriends sister still a mile and a half from the party
{x} Got enough change from the car to add to the trapsack and get a pack of P-funks
{x} Got to the party, met with squad
{x} Party didn't suck
{ } Linked with / found Dre
Finding Dre was the bonus mission that was pretty much out of our hands so other than that it was a very successful night trap"
"Last night (This morning) me Josh Ryan and Francois had a very successful night trap, we completed all the missions except one.
{x} We met up with Ryan and smoked a few blunts half way through the trip
{x} Got picked up by Josh's girlfriends sister still a mile and a half from the party
{x} Got enough change from the car to add to the trapsack and get a pack of P-funks
{x} Got to the party, met with squad
{x} Party didn't suck
{ } Linked with / found Dre
Finding Dre was the bonus mission that was pretty much out of our hands so other than that it was a very successful night trap"
night trap by Dosonemcuh January 9, 2017