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Juntleman 

A method of consuming marijuana. Consists of a cigarillo wrapping packed with marijuana and a cardstock crutch, then wrapped inside another layer of tobacco paper containing more marijuana. Thus, creating a blunt wrapped inside of a joint, or a "junt." The long structure created suggests an expensive French cigarette, altering the name to become a "Juntleman."
We picked up a 40 sack, enough to roll a Juntleman five times.
Juntleman by That Guy Who Knows February 21, 2011

Jointleman

A stoner. A man of the joint. Possessing a high standard of stoner etiquette.

A well mannered stoner.
Stoner 1: Here man you can smoke some of my green

Stoner 2: You're a true Jointleman!
Jointleman by Tokahontus September 24, 2010

cuntleman 

An ill-mannered gentleman; On the one hand he's rude and brash, making you want to call him a cunt, but you also recognise there is a gentlemanly aura surrounding him.
(A man crashes into your car)
Car crash victim: 'EEEEEEYYYY, CUNT'
Cuntleman: 'Oh dear, what crude language! I'm terribly sorry but i believe it was your fault, young sir'
Car crash victim: 'Ok, sorry, i take it back. '
cuntleman by littlemac June 28, 2012

Jungleland 

a 10 minute long song by Bruce Springsteen from Born To Run (1974)
one of the most epic songs ever written, up there with Lost In The Flood. the album version is great, but the NYC version is just insanely awesome.
Its about love, violence, drugs, street racing, and the New York ghetto. A truly epic song.

"The rangers had a homecoming in harlem late last night
And the magic rat drove his sleek machine over the jersey state line
Barefoot girl sitting on the hood of a dodge
Drinking warm beer in the soft summer rain
The rat pulls into town rolls up his pants
Together they take a stab at romance and disappear down flamingo lane

Well the maximum lawman run down flamingo chasing the rat and the barefoot
Girl
And the kids round here look just like shadows always quiet, holding hands
From the churches to the jails tonight all is silence in the world
As we take our stand down in jungleland

The midnight gangs assembled and picked a rendezvous for the night
Theyll meet `neath that giant exxon sign that brings this fair city light
Man theres an opera out on the turnpike
Theres a ballet being fought out in the alley
Until the local cops, cherry tops, rips this holy night
The streets alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted explode into rocknroll bands
That face off against each other out in the street down in jungleland

In the parking lot the visionaries dress in the latest rage
Inside the backstreet girls are dancing to the records that the d.j. plays
Lonely-hearted lovers struggle in dark corners
Desperate as the night moves on, just a look and a whisper, and theyre gone

Beneath the city two hearts beat
Soul engines running through a night so tender in a bedroom locked
In whispers of soft refusal and then surrender in the tunnels uptown
The rats own dream guns him down as shots echo down them hallways in the
Night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light

Outside the streets on fire in a real death waltz
Between flesh and whats fantasy and the poets down here
Dont write nothing at all, they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of the night they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand but they wind up wounded, not even dead
Tonight in jungleland"
Jungleland is so awesome i pissed myself
Jungleland by TigPuff June 16, 2009

JungleMunky 

Guy who is bent on getting computers for free. Pays for game server with sex and other bodily fluid exchanges.
weee theres JungleMunkey! i can get buttunf from him!
JungleMunky by TI February 1, 2003

Juggleman 

When someone is abnormally on dick, and/or juggling your balls (Dickriding)
"Bro, Cody was really on my head earlier, seriously being a juggleman"
Juggleman by chodemane August 31, 2022

junglemania 

β€œOmg did you hear? Kevin is really Junglemania!”
junglemania by kemcan March 14, 2022
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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