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Jointleman

A stoner. A man of the joint. Possessing a high standard of stoner etiquette.

A well mannered stoner.
Stoner 1: Here man you can smoke some of my green

Stoner 2: You're a true Jointleman!
Jointleman by Tokahontus September 24, 2010

real ahh jittleyang 

A meme that was posted on TikTok by @syxontop. It features a Baltimore speaking in an accent that practically no one can understand.
real ahh jittleyang just got the wickalatookins back down der dem aveneus ya no wha i sayin fuck wit me then you neva new jittle ma nottleatoos finna appa snappa gapplea here faw lohinatoos nah jittle ma nottlesees ya no wha i sayin

jittledon 

A short fat Mexican dinosaur also used as an insult among the coolest of the cool.
Jeez you're such a jittledon...
jittledon by Chandler Bryan February 11, 2014

Jittleyang 

Jittleyang by elandz August 17, 2023

Tittleman's Crest 

A very elusive part of the universe.
Scientists have discovered a new planet called Tripod within star in the Tittleman's crest.

littleman 

a person with a extremely small penis, indeed smaller than the size of 1/100000000th of a single elctron- astoundingly small cock.
hey boyz look what i got here.. Well James know wonder they call u littleman
littleman by crikay August 7, 2003
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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