JumbleFuck

a very messy line, something way out of order

Annoying Bitch: Make a line get out of this fucking....jumblefuck!

JumbleFuck by nikki. February 14, 2007

Jumblefuck

Jumblefuck. n. a disorderly british queue.
Jumblefuck. v. to cause a queue to jumblefuck; can also be used in replacement of the word "fuck", hence to refer to anything.
Jumblefuck. adj. a 'jumblefucked' line.

Origin: Jackrabbits; Jacksonville, Florida
On February 3rd, 2007, the convoy known as 'Less Than Jack' collectively participated in the act of jumblefucking. The ticketman for Jackrabbits, Kyle (henceforth known as 'Jumblefuck'), walked outside the venue at 7:00 pm EST (1 hour before doors open) to observe the act. The disgruntled ticketman then shouted "This isn't a line. This is a jumblefuck. Get in single-file against the wall. This is a jumblefuck!" Eyewitnesses stated there-after that there were two British mates on vacation to see Less Than Jake. One said "We're bloody British, we know how to fucking queue!"

It was in fact that a mere 20 minutes later, an appearance of the Brazillian Legend, Rogerio Lima Manganelli, bassist of Less Than Jake, was made. The 'Less Than Jack-er', Jacob informed Mr. Manganelli of this travesty. Rogerio professed his undying support of the act of jumblefucking.

Later in the night, this statement was confirmed by Mr. Manganelli's mother, "Tats".

This isn't a line, it's a jumblefuck!

Jumblefuck by stef9811 December 14, 2008

jumblefuck

A confusing situation or insane few seconds; A moment that doesn't seem like it could actually happen; A person that has absolutely no idea what they are doing

1. Last night was a total jumblefuck. No one knew where to go
2. Did that actually just happen? What a jumblefuck.
3. Wow. She is a total jumblefuck. She doesn't have a clue what she's saying.

jumblefuck by idontwanttosaymyname! June 21, 2009

Outer Bumblefuck 

a place located far from a metropolitan area, in the middle of nowhere. Always written to a resemble a real name of a village.

Where's Jim from?
Oh, God, some small village in Outer Bumblefuck.

Outer Bumblefuck by EddieTheIdiot June 9, 2009

mumblefuck 

An unintelligible answer to a simple direct question.

My car salesman gave me a mumblefuck answer when I asked if the car was ever used as a taxi cab?

mumblefuck by BigjonnyC January 19, 2008

humblefucking 

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.

The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!

humblefucking by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

bumblefuck 

noun, middle of nowhere, usually used with a cardinal direction, such as North, South, East, or West. Origin: Ghetto

"Where you at?"
"East Bumblefuck! Ah donknow"

bumblefuck by Anonymous November 4, 2002