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Jacuzzi Jazz 

A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.

Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.

Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)
It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!

My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.
Jacuzzi Jazz by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 23, 2019
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Juuzou Suzuya

He is a character from the Japanese anime "Tokyo Ghoul" and is more of a background character than anything. He has white hair, pale skin, and is covered in stitches. Despite his creepy appearance, he is actually rather sweet and loves animals.

He is not a ghoul, but rather part of the CCG. He is introduced to the series by pickpocketing Ken Kaneki. His minor role becomes more major during the end of season 1, where he takes credit for (SPOILERS) killing Yamori (SPOILERS). Because of this, he gets his very own quinque.

He was victim of severe child abuse, but somehow seemed to retain his lovely nature. He looks up to Shinohara as a father figure, seeming as he never had one.

His iconic hair pins represent the roman numeral 13, signifying great loss or sadness. Before he joined the CCG, he didn't have hair pins. After, he did. Coincidence? I think not.
"Did you see how Juuzou Suzuya kicked ass in that new episode?"
Juuzou Suzuya by juuzousquinque April 19, 2017
A very sexy member of organization, CCG, portrayed in the anime Tokyo Ghoul. Juuzou is cute, nice, and very psychotic.
Guy: yo did you see Juuzou on last night's episode?
Guy #2: yeah he was so cute and crazy!
juuzou by JuuzouTG August 3, 2017

swedish jacuzzi 

A Swedish jacuzzi is when a middle aged Swedish man will jizz all over a wagu steak and feed it to his step kids
Dad: Hey kids I’m home!

Step daughters: bring any steak?
Dad: yes I made it in the Swedish jacuzzi
swedish jacuzzi by Yanguskhan69 September 30, 2020

Jacuzzi Effect 

When an individual farts in a body of water.
"Grandpa farts like a howitzer. Anyone can see his Jacuzzi effect from a mile away. But he's family so what are you gonna do?"
Jacuzzi Effect by Superfudge August 14, 2021

Poor Man's Jacuzzi 

When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.
My girlfriends sore back felt much better after the poor man's jacuzzi I gave her to sooth it.
Poor Man's Jacuzzi by Sick Mike August 16, 2009