The Jacuzza were snooping around outside earlier, have you been selling jet streams around their turf again?
by GenericBadDefinitions July 10, 2018
Get the Jacuzza mug.A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.
Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.
Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)
Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.
Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)
It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!
My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.
My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 23, 2019
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A Swedish jacuzzi is when a middle aged Swedish man will jizz all over a wagu steak and feed it to his step kids
by Yanguskhan69 September 30, 2020
Get the swedish jacuzzi mug."Grandpa farts like a howitzer. Anyone can see his Jacuzzi effect from a mile away. But he's family so what are you gonna do?"
by Superfudge August 14, 2021
Get the Jacuzzi Effect mug.When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.
by Sick Mike August 16, 2009
Get the Poor Man's Jacuzzi mug.A well-known phrase of disapproval said by Michelle Bass observing Big Brother 5 after Marco suggested that the housemates have a naked jacuzzi including Michelle's boyfriend Stu.
Marco: "Naked jacuzzi, naked jacuzzi!
Michelle: (In a geordie accent) No naked jacuzziness!
Marco: "Naked jacuzzi, naked jacuzzi!
Michelle: (In a geordie accent) No naked jacuzziness!
The phrase can be used in general to diapprove of excessive nudity or loose behaviour by one's partner.
by Grumpy old Devil September 2, 2004
Get the no naked jacuzziness mug.When you go into the jacuzzi with all your homies and being real with them; talking about really private deep shit that you won't tell anyone else and connecting experiences that you've had
I went into the jacuzzi with Duke and learned about how he has a littel 2 incher with a mole on the tip, man that was some good jacuzzi talk.
by 2nd Hand Smoke November 23, 2015
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