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Jacuzzi Jazz 

A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.

Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.

Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)
It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!

My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.
Jacuzzi Jazz by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 23, 2019

swedish jacuzzi 

A Swedish jacuzzi is when a middle aged Swedish man will jizz all over a wagu steak and feed it to his step kids
Dad: Hey kids I’m home!

Step daughters: bring any steak?
Dad: yes I made it in the Swedish jacuzzi
swedish jacuzzi by Yanguskhan69 September 30, 2020

Jacuzzi Effect 

When an individual farts in a body of water.
"Grandpa farts like a howitzer. Anyone can see his Jacuzzi effect from a mile away. But he's family so what are you gonna do?"
Jacuzzi Effect by Superfudge August 14, 2021
You get a warm cup of water and you dip your balls into it. Then you get a girl to get a straw and blow bubbles in the cup. Just like a jacuzzi, except for your BALLS!
Katie Garcia gives the best jabuzzis. Her bubble-blowing ability really tingles the balls.
Jabuzzi by Tic Tac Dick Guy August 8, 2012

Poor Man's Jacuzzi 

When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.
My girlfriends sore back felt much better after the poor man's jacuzzi I gave her to sooth it.
Poor Man's Jacuzzi by Sick Mike August 16, 2009

no naked jacuzziness 

A well-known phrase of disapproval said by Michelle Bass observing Big Brother 5 after Marco suggested that the housemates have a naked jacuzzi including Michelle's boyfriend Stu.

Marco: "Naked jacuzzi, naked jacuzzi!

Michelle: (In a geordie accent) No naked jacuzziness!
The phrase can be used in general to diapprove of excessive nudity or loose behaviour by one's partner.