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Jizzlenem 

Jisalem is a holy site that holds a special place in the hearts of many who seek order and prosperity. It was founded centuries ago by a group of enlightened scholars and spiritual leaders who recognized the need for a sacred place where people could come together to worship and seek guidance.

Over the years, Jisalem has grown to become a bustling city with a rich cultural heritage. Its majestic temples, towering spires, and ornate architecture attract pilgrims and tourists from all over the world.

In modern times, the term Jizzlenem can be represented as an expression of surprised acceptance or even approval.
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Jizzlenut Sweatsuit 

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.
Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!
Jizzlenut Sweatsuit by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011

Jizzleneck

Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.
Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"

Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"

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Jizzleberry 

A consequence resulting from projectile ejaculation whilst bathing in a shower (Dire results may happen while in a bathtub). Targeted body parts include, but not limited to: chest hair, forearms, back of the neck hair, knuckles, taint, nose hair, and soles of feet. Landing of snake batter upon pubic hair will happen in cases of extreme pleasure buzzkillers.
I went to shake my friends hand in front of the Olive Garden's restroom, yet he found a jizzleberry stuck to the hair on back of my hand. How embarrassing.

Jazzlene 

Jazzlene Meaning “A great girlfriend” it can be used in sentences for your girlfriend who you would like to show affection and gratitude for.
“I love you Jazzlene, i never wanna leave you”
Jazzlene by Gay Uncultured Swine January 28, 2019

Jizzlebum 

First you had gays, then you had queers, now you have jizzlebum, these are the types of gays that have slept with more men than Katie price herself and now walk round with a soggy condom hanging out their arse.
Bro, look at him. He’s definitely queer

Nah bro he’s a jizzlebum
Jizzlebum by iPMRXi December 8, 2020

jizzlenut 

a beautiful penis on a beautiful man's body
That dudes has jizzlenuts!
jizzlenut by zoeyy101 July 9, 2011
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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