Joweed

A nickname earned for potheads by the name of Joey
One cannot call himself/ herself by the "joweed" name unless labeled so by another. after that its all good

Man did you see Joweed the other day blazing?
who Joey?

no man Jo-weed

by Joweed February 4, 2010

Joeedcfc

Joeedcfc is a twitter virgin that often likes to delete his tweets as they are shit and no one cares what he has to say

‘Hey have you seen Joeedcfc’s new tweet’
‘Nah he deleted it g’

by dontlikestanislas June 2, 2021

Jowered

A term that is used to describe when someone gets fucked. It’s another way of describing a bad ass action.

“Holy shit, you just got jowered!” “Your girl right there just got jowered by Wray Akins”

by Will jowers fan boy March 5, 2019

Jowned

A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican). Mostly used in video games.

"Hey Sam, guess what? I just Jowned that guy in the jeep with my zero! He never knew what hit him."

by Babo Sang Pyo September 15, 2005

Jowee

A funny loud girl who makes fat jokes 24/7 and always has something to say. She often finds herself in stupid situations with her bessums and often does a 'turtle position' when in bad times. Has a great fashion taste and her hair is always like, perfect. Without her, one would be lost.

Guy: Every person needs their Jowee!
Other guy: Duuude, i know right?

by Wonga! October 22, 2011

Dow Jowned

Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.

1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.

2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.

by MuttyD May 25, 2007

Jowed

Pronounced Joe'd

Being the victim of fraud perpetrated by a large bald north american ape native to MO.

Dude, my paycheck is printed on monopoly money" "wow bro, you go Jowed...

by maerik January 18, 2011