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Joeedcfc 

Joeedcfc is a twitter virgin that often likes to delete his tweets as they are shit and no one cares what he has to say
‘Hey have you seen Joeedcfc’s new tweet’
‘Nah he deleted it g’
Joeedcfc by dontlikestanislas June 2, 2021
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A term that is used to describe when someone gets fucked. It’s another way of describing a bad ass action.
“Holy shit, you just got jowered!” “Your girl right there just got jowered by Wray Akins”
A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican). Mostly used in video games.
"Hey Sam, guess what? I just Jowned that guy in the jeep with my zero! He never knew what hit him."
Jowned by Babo Sang Pyo September 15, 2005
A funny loud girl who makes fat jokes 24/7 and always has something to say. She often finds herself in stupid situations with her bessums and often does a 'turtle position' when in bad times. Has a great fashion taste and her hair is always like, perfect. Without her, one would be lost.
Guy: Every person needs their Jowee!
Other guy: Duuude, i know right?
Jowee by Wonga! October 22, 2011

Dow Jowned 

Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.
1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.

2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.
Dow Jowned by MuttyD May 25, 2007
Pronounced Joe'd

Being the victim of fraud perpetrated by a large bald north american ape native to MO.
Dude, my paycheck is printed on monopoly money" "wow bro, you go Jowed...
Jowed by maerik January 18, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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