Jowee 

A funny loud girl who makes fat jokes 24/7 and always has something to say. She often finds herself in stupid situations with her bessums and often does a 'turtle position' when in bad times. Has a great fashion taste and her hair is always like, perfect. Without her, one would be lost.

Guy: Every person needs their Jowee!
Other guy: Duuude, i know right?

Jowee by Wonga! October 22, 2011

Joeee

The goat prince of Haham, lord of vengeance, liberator of goatkind.

Person: OH SHIT! IT"S JOEEE
Joeee: *Screems*
Person: *Dies*

Joeee by LevyStevie February 8, 2019

JoDee 

Perfect person thinks there flawed but there not.very hot but thinks there not.very funny nice caring and sweet you can talk to them about anything perfect person to marry

Person 1: you got a JoDee!?

Person 2:yeah i did!

Person 3: dont talk about them like there pokemon

JoDee by Something awesome August 20, 2016

Jeweeabo

(n.) longer version of Jeweeb or Jweeb,

A non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture. They are typically very invested in the Israeli-Palestine conflict and may often view Theodor Herzl as a father figure. They may or may not have a T-shirt that says Mossad and an Israeli flag above their bed. Other symptoms include listening to "Tel Aviv" by Omer Adam on repeat and only singing along with the chorus. Onset of obsession may start at a young age influenced by family or by Birthright. Jeweebs tend to be Sephardic over Ashkenazi.

A non-Jew or Goy Jeweeabo is obsessed with finding a Jewish partner, in hopes of either obtaining an Israeli passport or being part of the Jewish community. A lifetime supply of shakshuka and Iced Cafe may also be a factor.

Charles: Jasmine starting crying when we reached David Ben-Gurion Airport at the end of birthright.
Andrew: Omg! What a Jeweeabo!

Sean: Bella, stop grinding on all these poor people at Kuli Alma and let's go back to the hotel!
Bella: I can't, I'm trying to nab a nice Jewish boy!
Sean: Stop being such a Jeweeabo or I'm walking back by myself!

Jeweeabo by Blackfin May 18, 2020

Jowell 

Jowell is the sweetest most funny guys you'll ever meet, At first he will seem selfish but once you get to know him, He's the complete opposite! Idk what I would do without him! He's usually smart especially in math! And good at basketball

Hey! Do you see that boy playing basketball??

Yeah, That's Jowell

Jowell by Febssjje07 June 17, 2017

Joyee

A girl who is a great listener and knows the right things to say to cheer you up if you're down. A be-there-when-you-need-someone person. Strong and independent and very sociable.
Great to hang out with, and would be a caring lover.
If you know a joyee, she would be your best friend or close enough. Great body, fun loving attitude, stands up for peoples rights, and tries her best to correct wrongs.

no.1: man, i was so depressed last night.
no.2: Did you try to talk to Joyee?
no.1: nah, she called me up and asked me how i was going, like she was psychic
no.2: Wow, she's amazing

Joyee by immahotmuthafugga January 16, 2011

jowney car 

An old school car, usually from the 70's, such as an El Camino, Monte Carlo, Chevelle, etc. It's seen mostly in the ghetto, with flashy rims and grill accents, but is primarily a stock-restored version of the classic.

"Hey Nick, check out that orange jowney car!"

jowney car by jakkigmf February 20, 2009