Jowed

Pronounced Joe'd

Being the victim of fraud perpetrated by a large bald north american ape native to MO.

Dude, my paycheck is printed on monopoly money" "wow bro, you go Jowed...

by maerik January 18, 2011

Slack-jawed faggot

n. A person who refuses to chew tobacco with Jesse Ventura.

*Blain (Jesse Ventura) offers tobacco to men on helicopter, but they refuse*
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff
will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: holds up his grenade launcher Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.

by Shower Phantom April 22, 2011

Jowell

Jowell is the sweetest most funny guys you'll ever meet, At first he will seem selfish but once you get to know him, He's the complete opposite! Idk what I would do without him! He's usually smart especially in math! And good at basketball

Hey! Do you see that boy playing basketball??

Yeah, That's Jowell

by Febssjje07 June 17, 2017

all joed up

to be on a large amount of any intoxicant

joe took 12 bars and a 40 oc he is all joed up

by bderst December 9, 2007

Joedeek

often known for his uncoordinated walking style. Known for bringing the soccer ball and pissing of teachers especially in gym class because of his non inability to play sports. Known for his dirty joesauce.

man: Were is Joedeek with the soccer ball

man:he is probably eating some of his dirty joesauce

by Jleader January 26, 2015

Saw Jawed

A less than pleasurable, painful blow job. Typically involving too much teeth and a novice giver.

My uncle won’t let me blow him anymore. Said I saw jawed him for the last time.

That slut clearly has not given head much cause she saw jawed me and now my dick is sore.

by Dick Onchin June 4, 2020

Slack jawed faggot

A person of weak tender, not one associated with macho tendencies.

bucnh of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

by Billy bob April 14, 2003