joed

To ejaculate, or jerk off.

I joed all over myself after looking at porn.

by paulyy April 10, 2009

joed

When a friend ask you to help do something and when you show up they have more to do then they said, or when asked to perform a single task and after completing said task your forced to perform another.

Joed: A Verb, example, Joe ask Joshua to help him move a desk and when they are done Joe says "Now lets move those four book shelfs while your here."

by J. L. Watkins July 28, 2008

joed

a fag that goes to prms and thinks hes black

"have you seen joed in school''

by fakau January 27, 2011

jo jo jo

Santa's cry if he was Mexican.

Jo Jo Jo, Merry Christmas!

by Leonthelion October 21, 2010

jo-jo

Seasoned, fried potato wedge, larger than a french fry. Localized usage in the Pacific Northwest.

Your jo-jos are too bland. You need to add some Johnny's.

by Joel Shaver February 25, 2008

jo jo

This is a land shark name

Guy 1 : yo look at this land shark
guy 2 : yeah probs name it jo jo

by Jo Jo the Land Shark April 05, 2018

jo jo

a slang word for weed/cannibis/joint/spliff/bifta ect

person 1: you got any jo jo ?

person 2: yer do u want sum on my jojo?

person 1: yer mayte gotta love the jojo

person 2: so do i mmmmm jo jo !!

by jo jo lover September 18, 2008