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"Jovic" is both the prophet and the god of the 1337. He has infinite knowledge, power and swag. He foresaw the future, and claimed "he would play whit human"!
1337 #1: Hey, that guy's pretty swag, what a Jovic.
1337 #2: Dude, he's not *that* swag.
Jovic by mickabetch February 27, 2012
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He's quiet because he is listening to what you have to say, and asks questions related to what you said. He may not show or admit it, but he is a caring guy who is your silent supporter. If you know one, hug them as they might need it.
Can't believe I found a guy named Jovic, he actually listens to what I have to say!
Jovic by Scary_Light_Lord May 25, 2022

The Jovic Effect 

One's sudden need to self-destruct after an authoritarian figure acts/says things that are plain ignorant, stupid or infuriating.
Gerald: Dude, what's up? Why do you look so sad?
Geraldine: She's back at it again. I'm just feeling the full effects of The Jovic Effect now :(
The Jovic Effect by Ezriiii November 21, 2020
Strong, wise , courageous , smart , softhearted but beatiful inside and out.

She is always seeking for a betterment.

Don't judge her sometimes she had a wrong decision because she is following her heart. She has a lot of friends, but not all of her friends are her friends , sometimes they betrayed you. Keep your friends whose with you without any any.

Always be kind and cheerful.
Jovilyn - a sunshine every morning

A rainbow after a pouring rain
jovilyn by Drmn June 7, 2021
Keep anyone named jovian. They are the most kind human species. They will do anything for their loved ones. Especially with their partners. Even they are in pain. They still want anyone to be happy. They will make happy anyone first than themselves. They are not selfish. They are giving. They are happy when they see others happy.
Do you have any answers Jovian?

Ask for some from Jovian. He will give you.
Jovian by miea13ble June 8, 2021
Jovia is a girl that is the most wonderful person in the world . She is the best girlfriend. Excellent at loving. She is the person who takes everyone’s pains . Her eyes speak a lot . The most emotional yet the strongest of all. Sometimes even used in the place of love.
She is so adorable, I Jovia her.
Jovia by Dodo119 September 1, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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