Dimitrije is the closest humanity will get to sigma male. He is so handsome and very good in bed and has a big dig dong, he is also smart, a perfect friend and boyfriend.
by titipipi November 21, 2021
The guy who has done or is bound to do every drug known to mankind. Also smart, but bad at decision making. He is the first dude to get drunk at a party and the youngest in a crowd to have smoked weed.
by Wuspoppin January 9, 2018
A Dimitrije is a name usually given to people of greek/slavic descent. Most carriers of the name are hot and intelligent but stupid in decision making. A Dimitrije is the first person in a crowd to do something stulid and the first on a party to smoke weed and/or get drunk.
-Oh my god have you seen Dimitrije? He's so pretty.
-Dimitrije? Is that the guy who played russian roulette on Jenn's birthday party?
-Dimitrije? Is that the guy who played russian roulette on Jenn's birthday party?
by Wuspoppin January 9, 2018
by Sensei223 November 21, 2021
A South-Slavic male name with Greek origins. It means "of the Earth" or "son of Earth".
Men named Dimitrije can go in two and only two extremes: The first one is being an unbelievably hot and sexy individual, very tall and lean. Often listens to unconventional music and has a hobby he is really good at, maybe even the best one in the community. Extremely smart and ambitious, is good at both academics and sports. On top of all of that, a huge sweetheart and somebody everyone needs in their life.
On the other hand, the other extreme is to be the most immature and inconsiderate piece of trash you have ever come across. Always a smartass, an annoying hipster just waiting to be slapped over the head. Stubborn as hell, indescribably stupid when it comes to life and oblivious. It's important to state that he isn't all of this by choice, it's just the way they are. An emotionless, immature jerk at heart, even though he can be very helpful at rare occasions.
Men named Dimitrije can go in two and only two extremes: The first one is being an unbelievably hot and sexy individual, very tall and lean. Often listens to unconventional music and has a hobby he is really good at, maybe even the best one in the community. Extremely smart and ambitious, is good at both academics and sports. On top of all of that, a huge sweetheart and somebody everyone needs in their life.
On the other hand, the other extreme is to be the most immature and inconsiderate piece of trash you have ever come across. Always a smartass, an annoying hipster just waiting to be slapped over the head. Stubborn as hell, indescribably stupid when it comes to life and oblivious. It's important to state that he isn't all of this by choice, it's just the way they are. An emotionless, immature jerk at heart, even though he can be very helpful at rare occasions.
Omg I can't believe you hooked up with Dimitrije, he is literally a god.
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What the hell is wrong with you, why would you start dating a Dimitrije??? He is such an impolite child! You're gonna regret it, sweetie.
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What the hell is wrong with you, why would you start dating a Dimitrije??? He is such an impolite child! You're gonna regret it, sweetie.
by anonymous pant December 26, 2016
Dimitrij describes a homosexuel boy pretending to be a heterosexuel man but who comes short of his goal. His efforts are rather strange since he tries to prove his heterosexuality by mocking homosexuals. Sadly this rarely works and instead of helping him in his goal back fires and comes off as even irony making him clearly more gay.
Dimirij is not be confused with Dimitri.
Dimirij is not be confused with Dimitri.
Yo dog, you clearly a Dimitrij! Go play with your faggot friends. There ain't no room in da hood for Dimitrijs!
by Swagy man Swagitail April 18, 2016
Leader of a political party(OKP-Odeljenska Komunisticka Partija). Jiu Jitsu master as well as a comedian.
by DZoni depra February 2, 2022