Jougle 

Jougle (verb):

Definition: To engage in the intentional and repetitive movement of one's hands in a shaking or rhythmic manner, typically for the purpose of self-stimulation, self-soothing, or sensory regulation. Individuals may jougle as a means to manage stress, enhance concentration, or promote a sense of calm. The term emphasizes the positive and purposeful nature of this self-soothing action, distancing itself from pejorative associations and highlighting its role in fostering personal well-being.

Jougling (adjective):

Definition: Describing the act or state of engaging in the intentional and repetitive movement of one's hands in a shaking or rhythmic manner. This term is commonly associated with self-stimulatory behaviors that serve to regulate sensory input, alleviate stress, or enhance concentration.

Jouglesome (adjective):

Definition: Characterized by the positive and soothing nature of intentional and repetitive hand movements in a shaking or rhythmic manner. This term underscores the comforting and purposeful aspect of such actions, particularly in the context of self-stimulation, sensory regulation, and stress management.

Example: The jouglesome activity became an integral part of her daily routine, contributing to a sense of well-being and tranquility.

Example: After a challenging day, she found comfort in jougling to help restore a sense of balance and calm.

Example: The jougling motions provided a jouglesome and soothing experience, allowing him to focus and find comfort in the midst of a busy environment.

Example: The jouglesome activity became an integral part of her daily routine, contributing to a sense of well-being and tranquility.

Jougle by seanawesomesnacks January 17, 2024

Joule Misanthropy

The avoidance of using the Joule as a unit of energy. Sometimes used equivocally, especially in the United States, in describing a strong preference for the use of the calorie. Specifically, Joule Misanthropy refers to those who castigate or otherwise judge humans who do express energy as joules. Joule Misanthropists are known as being particularly intransigent in their anti-joule stance.

This inclination and its relatively widespread popularity are thought to have been originated by those who opposed the popularity of James Prescott Joule. This movement probably began after Joule famously spurned William Thomson (later Lord Kelvin); the two had planned an experiment together, which Joule then neglected in favor of marriage and a honeymoon. Although essentially left standing at the flask, Lord Kelvin understood and offered his congratulations to the happy couple. However, Kelvin supporters were enraged and began an anti-Joule campaign. This caught hold particularly in the Americas, probably due the residual anti-English sentiment of the time.

Formally, Joule Misanthropy is defined as the the use of a unit of energy other than the joule in a context in which the use of said unit would generally be considered illogical or not practical. For example, expressing the energy required by a human to lift a small object in electronvolts would constitute Joule Misanthropy.

"Hey, I heard Patty was accepted to that prestigious US institution!"

"Yes, but he has decided not to attend due to the widespread Joule Misanthropy there."

"That's a shame. I can't believe people can still be so small minded in the 21st century."

Joule Misanthropy by Big Diggity February 19, 2015

Joggler 

A bouncy person, usually of the female persuasion, who enjoys jogging 'unsupported'.

"I got distracted in traffic on the way home today, by a gorgeous Joggler.
She was giving the pedestrians whiplash"

Joggler by KeithMyArthe January 6, 2009

Jonglezoid 

A person of unimaginable and utter stupidity. The raw intelligence exuded from this person is compatible with that of a single-celled organism.

Jay: I only made a Tik-Tok account because she forced me to.
Everyone: What a jonglezoid.

Jonglezoid by jayhater3001 April 6, 2022

Beer Joggles 

the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.

"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."

Beer Joggles by Geeluvss August 22, 2011

frau joules 

God, Supreme Being of religion Joulism.
Can be found wondering around Planet Earth in one of her reincarnated forms, or in the heaven, known as Oopsilon

Are you going to pray to Frau Joules today?

frau joules by fraujoules April 1, 2021

Joublet 

The midline of the scrotum, especially visible when shrinkage has occurred due to cold temperatures or long term exposure to water in the crotchal region.

Yesterday, I caught my joublet on the fence as I was jumping it, and both my testicles fell out.

It’s so cold out here I can see my joublet through my britches.

Joublet by jbowman1018 August 28, 2018