Jordante

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My one and only, Jordyy i lave you bbg thsi ones for you ;)) You’re mine *RAWR*

you know you want me, you know you care, I’ll shout when and i’ll be there, you are my heart.

Oh, Jordante.. Jordante!! Let down your brown bald hair

Jordante by Jana041709_020508 September 24, 2021

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Jordanne

The most gorgeous woman known to man kind all over the world. She's smart funny athletic and gorgeous but doesn't know it she is interested in many different things she's one of the most caring amazing person you will ever meet in your life time and if she accepts you as her friend consider yourself lucky. She knows her self worth and will not settle for any less.

Did you see jordanne omg!

Jordanne by 2468_who.do.we.appreciate January 4, 2018

Related Words

Jordante • Jordan Teixeira • Jordansexual • jordane • jordaned • jordanne • jordanTRS • Jordaneer • jordanesque • Jordanette

Jordaneer

Being a true JORDANEER means no matter what you do or where you go,you support jordan in everything he decides, being a true fan till the end!

'I'm a Jordaneer'
whats a jordaneer?
'Oh, heard of Jordan Jansen? I'm one of his fans, his family.'
Ohright!
'So, im a true Jordaneer.'

Jordaneer by AJPPPPP August 23, 2011

jordanesque

a word to define all forms of perfection

Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!

Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque

jordanesque by ur mother April 17, 2004

jordanne

(adjective) used to describe something with loads of gorgeousness
(noun)
The most beautiful and flawless woman known to Dayton Ohio, or perhaps even mankind.

"Wow did you see that Bugatti Veyron?"
"why yes i did, it was totally jordanne"

"I saw the most jordanne picture yesterday"

"When I saw Jordanne i fell to my knees"

jordanne by zackattack1919 October 18, 2008

jordanesque

A word or phrase used to describe all forms of greatness, perfection, superiority, or flawlessness.

Guy: That Benihana chef is doing some crazy ass tricks with my food, I hope he doesn't drop it all on the ground.

Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.

jordanesque by sam cassell April 11, 2011

Jordaneer

a fan of singer Jordan Jansen

Im a Jordaneer

Jordaneer by cheekyspook August 23, 2011

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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