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The most gorgeous woman known to man kind all over the world. She's smart funny athletic and gorgeous but doesn't know it she is interested in many different things she's one of the most caring amazing person you will ever meet in your life time and if she accepts you as her friend consider yourself lucky. She knows her self worth and will not settle for any less.
Did you see jordanne omg!
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(adjective) used to describe something with loads of gorgeousness
(noun)
The most beautiful and flawless woman known to Dayton Ohio, or perhaps even mankind.
"Wow did you see that Bugatti Veyron?"
"why yes i did, it was totally jordanne"

"I saw the most jordanne picture yesterday"

"When I saw Jordanne i fell to my knees"
jordanne by zackattack1919 October 18, 2008
Jordanne is one of the most caring and loving person you’ll meet. She doesn’t give up on people easily you have to push her to the edge for her to stop caring she gives good advice she’ll make your day when your mad or sad she a true friend.
Jordanne is very nice
Jordanne by Wavy_kaiya September 29, 2019
verb

1. The inability to take drugs and continue on a night out

2. To spiral deep into a K hole to the point of no return
Ahh yeah I got so messed up I pulled a jordanne last night

I pulled such a bad jordanne last night ffs
Jordanne by langside October 5, 2018
A crazy, know it all who likes trying to be in control, but fails everytime.
“Did you hear how Jordanne was with her boyfriend at the mall?”
“Yea, she really bit the dust on that one..”
Jordanne by Thatguy1521 June 15, 2021

Jordanne Bennett

Is the most perfect girl ever. She is so beautiful. I would run to the moutains and back to see her face. She is Beaugeous.
if you arnt Jordanne Bennett, you suck
Jordanne Bennett by Im me and not you November 21, 2010

Jordaneer 

Being a true JORDANEER means no matter what you do or where you go,you support jordan in everything he decides, being a true fan till the end!
'I'm a Jordaneer'
whats a jordaneer?
'Oh, heard of Jordan Jansen? I'm one of his fans, his family.'
Ohright!
'So, im a true Jordaneer.'
Jordaneer by AJPPPPP August 23, 2011
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