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To run your hands through your hair towards the root for the sake of adding volume; a predominantly Yiddish term
Whenever my hair looks drab, I jooshe it and it looks like sex hair. Then I can go out and get some ass at will
by Chris(teena) Cringle January 05, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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