Joosher

Big dick, little finger, dry tongue gamer. Expected to be able to withstand the best of the best LoL matches. But will fail in the moment when asking a woman for her number.

I went to college with this Joosher. He was ok in the moment but he didn't have much foreplay game.

by Predisis August 10, 2022

little josher

a person who is socially awkward, stupid,and a perv.

Boy#1: Hey!!!!!!
Boy#2: Wat!
Boy#1: Wanna see something cool
Boy#2: Ok?
(Boy#1 shows hentai to Boy#2)
Boy#2: WTF is Dis
Boy#1: It's hentai, it's freakin' awesome
Boy#2 Ur such a freakin' LITTLE JOSHER

by Midnight Rebellion November 20, 2010

Jooster

Jooster it the name given to slash fictions that include the characters Jeeves and Bertie Wooster of P.G. Wodehouse novels and the television series Jeeves & Wooster, in which the two men are personified by Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie respectively. Jooster ('J' from 'Jeeves' and 'ooster' from 'Wooster') fics always include either the suggestion or actual mention of love between Jeeves and Wooster at some point in the story. Otherwise, the fictions are known only as Jeeves & Wooster fics. (Note: There are no such fics as 'Beeves'.)

Bertie simply couldn't bear it any longer. He launched himself off the sofa and stood in front of his man.

"Oh, Jeeves, dash it all, I love you!"
"I love you too, Sir." Jeeves replied, the corners of his mouth rising one-sixteenth of an inch.
"And this restorative. Why, it's absolutely topping!" Bertie shouted as he waved the emptied glass towards Jeeves.

"I endeavour to give satisfaction, Sir."

~Not taken from any existing Jooster fic. Many brilliant fics can be found at indeedsir at LiveJournal.com.

by LilyV687 September 29, 2010

josher

someone who enjoys jovial banter

"He's such a josher, you don't think he would actually eat baby pandas for breakfast."

by ajosher September 8, 2011

Jooshe

To run your hands through your hair towards the root for the sake of adding volume; a predominantly Yiddish term

Whenever my hair looks drab, I jooshe it and it looks like sex hair. Then I can go out and get some ass at will

by Chris(teena) Cringle January 5, 2011

joesherman

v to work excessively; to be doing work

n one who works all the time and loves doing it

1. Man, he just joeshermaned in that softball game.

2. All he wants to do is work...he must be joesherman.

3. Person 1: Hey, what are you doing today?

Person 2: I'm joesherman from 9 to 5.

by Nick Nicktot (PTK) August 18, 2009

Jorshering

Something extremely vigorous, erotic, and dangerous.

Guy1: I had to jorsher on the bus today.
Guy2: Sexaliciuos! jorshering is your middle name.

by An0nimus September 8, 2009