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little josher 

a person who is socially awkward, stupid,and a perv.
Boy#1: Hey!!!!!!
Boy#2: Wat!
Boy#1: Wanna see something cool
Boy#2: Ok?
(Boy#1 shows hentai to Boy#2)
Boy#2: WTF is Dis
Boy#1: It's hentai, it's freakin' awesome
Boy#2 Ur such a freakin' LITTLE JOSHER
little josher by Midnight Rebellion November 20, 2010
Related Words
Jooster it the name given to slash fictions that include the characters Jeeves and Bertie Wooster of P.G. Wodehouse novels and the television series Jeeves & Wooster, in which the two men are personified by Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie respectively. Jooster ('J' from 'Jeeves' and 'ooster' from 'Wooster') fics always include either the suggestion or actual mention of love between Jeeves and Wooster at some point in the story. Otherwise, the fictions are known only as Jeeves & Wooster fics. (Note: There are no such fics as 'Beeves'.)
Bertie simply couldn't bear it any longer. He launched himself off the sofa and stood in front of his man.

"Oh, Jeeves, dash it all, I love you!"
"I love you too, Sir." Jeeves replied, the corners of his mouth rising one-sixteenth of an inch.
"And this restorative. Why, it's absolutely topping!" Bertie shouted as he waved the emptied glass towards Jeeves.

"I endeavour to give satisfaction, Sir."

~Not taken from any existing Jooster fic. Many brilliant fics can be found at indeedsir at LiveJournal.com.
Jooster by LilyV687 September 29, 2010
someone who enjoys jovial banter
"He's such a josher, you don't think he would actually eat baby pandas for breakfast."
josher by ajosher September 8, 2011
To run your hands through your hair towards the root for the sake of adding volume; a predominantly Yiddish term
Whenever my hair looks drab, I jooshe it and it looks like sex hair. Then I can go out and get some ass at will
Jooshe by Chris(teena) Cringle January 5, 2011

joesherman 

v to work excessively; to be doing work

n one who works all the time and loves doing it
1. Man, he just joeshermaned in that softball game.

2. All he wants to do is work...he must be joesherman.

3. Person 1: Hey, what are you doing today?

Person 2: I'm joesherman from 9 to 5.
joesherman by Nick Nicktot (PTK) August 18, 2009

Jorshering 

Something extremely vigorous, erotic, and dangerous.
Guy1: I had to jorsher on the bus today.
Guy2: Sexaliciuos! jorshering is your middle name.
Jorshering by An0nimus September 8, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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